Tuesday, November 12, 2013 Last Update: 5:24 PM ET
Information About New Canonical Services Leaks
Canonical has just leaked information about its new services very similar to those of Microsoft and Apple:
Canonical Upcoming Projects:
-GLbox, GLbox 360 and GLbox ONE
-CanoniMail
-skypoint
-Canonibook or Facenonical
-Shuttleworth Foundation
-Canonitube
-Canonical Office 2014
-Canonical Office 365
-Canonical Download Center
-Canonical Surface
-Canonical Canoning
-Ubuntu Azure
-Canonical Internet Ubuntuplorer
-Ubuntu Intune
-iPabuntu
-iPhobuntu
-iPobuntu
-iMabuntu
-iUbuntuBook
-iUbuntuBook AIR
-Canonical Foundation
-Spain Ubuntu (Canonical Country)
-United States Ubuntosos (Canonical Country)
-Acquisition of Linux
-Canonymonsanto
-Twittuntu
-CPL Canonical Public License
-Nazibuntu
-Ubuntos (Religion)
-Acquisition of DesdeLinux – <»Linux
-Renamed from <»Linux to FromUbuntu - <» Ubuntu
-CWWW (Canonical world wide web)
-UWTP (Ubuntu Web Transfer Protocol)
Coincidence or Canonical plot something?
HAHA very good of Canonical.
Perhaps those services were planned before Microsoft's own existence but they were ahead of it.
HAHAHAJAJAJAJJA
It was good that it had so many services and that it focused on the pc and not wandering around where Icosa and Android already have the segment.
Prepare for Canonical world domination ..
Planet Earth will be Planet Ubuntu ..
What already exists? We are screwed! XD
lol
I suspected it when Courage commented with another email.
You went overboard with Canonimonsanto. As environmentalists read you, you scare them.
Hahahahaha I shit with laughter !!!!
Muahahahahaha! Great!
hjahjahjahjahjahja from ubuntu lol
Ba dum tsssss
XDD you will see it as a joke, but at least the Ubuntu Azure thing is already XDD
En Kubuntu, Xubuntu y Lubuntu. It is not like this?
Ubuntu Cloud, I didn't remember that Ubuntu Azure already exists: Ubuntu Cloud
And it is missing its official OS-Tan.
I do not see anything bad that they take ideas from others and apply them in free software and also with the support of a company ... I did not understand the joke ...
Mark has always done everything possible to make us smile, and in this case a loud laugh: http://twitter.com/brizno/status/400723082647588864/photo/1
Skypuntu !! Canonical Office 365 XDDDD!
Ah, you forgot one. The Shuttleworth Space Taxi. Tested by the second space tourist in history.
Hahaha good that ...
CASA (Canonical Aeronautics and Space Administration)
Regards!
-Ivan
Yes, a lot of mockery and criticism of Canonnical for opening up to Microsoft like Red-Hat in an attempt to compete with them and open up the potential of the Linux market (let's not forget that the great Ubuntu prodigal son of Debian, and fedora, heir to that Red -Hat first, they want to compete against apple and microsoft, leaving aside the linux distros, that's how their policies show it) BECAUSE WE DO NOT FORGET OR IGNORE IT BASED ON ABSURD PHILOSOPHIES OF THE FANATIC-STALLMAN TYPE: LINUX HAS A GIANT POTENTIAL AS A MARKET, TO MAKE MONEY. That's why Windows and Apple take Linux ideas and incorporate them into their systems with success. Cannonical with Ubuntu wants to get to those levels (the big leagues, so to speak) and hopefully it will, because, for example, Debian, my dear Debian, with all the good operating system that it is, it has no future if it continues as it goes, just like Arch (Gentoo, Slackware and BSDs are becoming mere geek 'eccentricities'.) Ubuntu does not want to be a geek. distro plus, search conv Becoming an apple or Windows-level kernel option on desktop as well as on servers and mobile devices. Who on Linux is moving into those areas? NO ONE, just Canonnical.
Don't take it so seriously, the title says HUMOR, Canonical can be a somewhat unpleasant company, but thanks to that company there are more people on Linux 😉
-Regards! Ivan
It is true! Only Canonical innovates, and for example it has realized that in companies there are both linux and windows servers and provides a single console to manage both these linux and windows servers ...
Ah, no, sorry, they tell me on the other line that SUSE is the one that innovates:
http://www.networkworld.com/community/blog/manage-linux-server-microsoft-system-center-suse-goes-it
+1
EPIC: FACEPALM:
Genial.
It is also preparing mobile games. Among them are: Angry Fanboys, Cut The Kernel and Killall vs Zombies.
"Angry Fanboys" lol
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I died laughing with that xDDDD
Canonical has been doing something strange for a long time, but it's fine for marketing purposes.
canonical world wide web
XD
MacOS X? I'm from xubuntu 14.04. WTF?