What are you doing pinguinito? All good? What pachaaaa? Are you sad? Accept it, you use an operating system that is not for everyone. People want to have an operating system where everything goes, games, photoshop, skaip, porntube, etc. Yours is for people who take the vow of chastity and prefer the pleasure of the challenges of fiddling with the machine.
And since you like challenges, I have this one for you that you are going to love.
Do you remember the Secure Boot?
Seeeeeeeee, the secure buuuuuuuuu, the little penguin that pucho to cry because he said that he was not going to be able to install chu linuch. But then the tantrum passed, and you disabled the secure boot so you can install it. And that when Windows 8 came out, Pope Microsoft ordered all the manufacturers that the bios have an option to disable it. It is not a lie, it was a hardware requirement that secure boot be activated and that you have the option to turn it off. And the manufacturers of laptops have to comply if they want to have the Windows 8 sticker. Do you know it? Yes, your laptop surely has it because a place that sells laptops without windows or mac, is like an oasis.
Well now look. We have produced a draft (It is not the final one), what are we going to ask for for laptops with Windows 10. Do you want to see what we ask for? Look.
I tell you in Spanish so that you understand me. Not only is secure boot going to be enabled, but the manufacturers decide whether to give you an option to disable it. If they do not have the option to deactivate it, it will not be our fault but the manufacturer's.
What's up with you? Are you nervous? Didn't you like challenges? I die of laughter imagining the face that the seller is going to make when you ask him "Can the secure boot be deactivated?" That same one that you put when you saw my password, they give it back to you little penny.
Now what? Don't tell me you don't have a distro that doesn't support it. You have Huevuntu, you have Feladora and you have OpenSusana. And if you want, daddy helps you for 99 green handles to help you install it with secureboot. Now dry the tears that although you are my son, you are mature. But remember. SEND DAD HERE.
LOL!! Sad, funny and very true. Let's see if now the same ones who are dedicated to Boycotting people for being gay come out.
And with this a new stage opens for us in PC repair, bios patching.
Although on second thought, I hope many get caught up in just being able to install win
so when they cannot escape the clutches…. they remember when they had a double life. 😉
but if a distro is signed there should be no problems [+ boot partition] ... and on second thought, secure boot is beneficial in terms of security, to avoid errors and security breaches caused by layer 8 more than by malicious programs, because to alter the start you must go through the authorization of the user in linux and in windows ...
ps: what if i change the kernel, does everything go to shit?
@Cristian 24 March, 2015 1:11 PM
but if a distro is signed there should be no problems [+ boot partition] ... and on second thought, secure boot is beneficial in terms of security, to avoid errors and security breaches caused by layer 8 more than by malicious programs, because to alter the start you must go through the authorization of the user in linux and in windows ...
ps: what if i change the kernel, does everything go to shit?
I understand that some binary distros come up with the multinational game to take advantage of all this advertising ... but if as a user you compile the kernel to leave only what your hardware uses, the signature or checksum or whatever, will be altered, since it would not be the same and therefore I would not accept to start.
This is a big shit of companies trying to cover the sun with a finger… .linux advances in all its forms and they do not know how to stop it, they cannot compete against the zero cost of free software and that makes them very nervous.
. . . But they will be. . . .
I will never buy any artifact of those conditions, even if the bills are falling out of my pockets in jets.
But there are already a number of manufacturers that sell computers with Linux already pre-installed.
Luckily for me, I just got a new laptop, and I estimate a duration of about 3 or 4 years; by then, there may be a solution to this Windows boycott
HAHAHAHA I broke with the last image xDDD
It would have been funny if I knew which football team they were talking about. But I post that I have not the faintest idea who that shirt is. Apologies. As for those specs. I imagine that there will be people who somehow find the way around. I don't think it will happen to adults. Ultimately you insist and break the salesmen's balls to death and if they see that they are missing out on selling equipment they will pressure to avoid that. Also knowing that there is always someone who knows the subject and who likes these weird things like gnu / linux I imagine that they will work on a solution. There are many distributions, and the community is huge to not find the return to something like that.
The shirt is the Monterrey shirt and the guy is addressing the Chivas fans. But imagine that if your soccer team is X the archrival is Y, the guy is a fan of Y.
Red Musimundo sells computers to two hands no one, out of 10000 customers 5 complain that they will do.
Nothing, they do nothing with equipment failures.
The neutrality of windows gives courage, he wants to leave the UEFI function at the discretion of the manufacturer, thank goodness the FreeBSD system is somehow implementing the uefi on the installation CD. Linux would have to do the same?
In desktop computers the best option will be to assemble your pc & laptops the chromebooks comes with coreboot
I never really understood the secure boot, I mean, I understand why it is more secure but I do not know of any case in which it has really saved someone, it is more what bothers than what helps
Not long ago I came across a samsung np270e5e notebook that had an active Secure Boot from the factory with Windows 8 and from one day to the next (according to its owner) the blue screen of death appeared «A problem has occurred in your PC and needs to restart. We are going to collect information about the error and then it will restart automatically »and then it would restart and restart and restart ...
You couldn't access the BIOS, There was no F + combination something that worked, You couldn't get into safe mode (win + x), Nothing happened if you put the Win8 DVD from boot. The only thing that remained was to jumper the bios and lose the original windows and the warranty, by disassembling the notebook: /
So the solution was to run the warranty and lose more than 10 days taking that thing to the official technical service
The truth is that this secure Boot is great hahahaha
Unfortunately ... Right. Let's hope this comes to nothing and that directly a disgusting multinational stops taking control ... Moco $ oft go fuck yourself
Funny, angry and a bit sad ... But hey, the day will come when Microsoft will run out of business and I think it's just starting. Windows 10 free for pirate users?
it smells like desperation
Yet another reason to curse MS and its J »· $» ·· (& %% $ operating system… ..
They do not stop playing what does not sound ...... every day I bless more the day that I abandoned their yoke.
Very funny entrance… .hahahahahaha….
: )
the opposite case would be ironic
What would happen if they released pcs with linux preinstalled with the secure boot activated, and giving the manufacturer an option if they let the user disable it?
xD
I am satisfied if they let me choose whether or not I want to activate secure boot. The OS I do not care if it comes or not, what I do not want is to pay a license when I have Linux, which is free and free.
Why that 13-year-old way of writing? I understand the humor, but having to read that does not cause me any grace, quite the opposite D:
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