Linux is devilish

Comrade ahdezzz on the forum publishes us an interesting story about Linux and how it works.

No doubt many will like it black metallers when talking about demonic things

Those of us who have had the opportunity to get to know the LINUX environment, know that this is a sordid world, where the evil, demonic and bizarre are presented in the most diabolical and cruel of their expressions.

Linux is the latest mutation of an ancient operating system called UNIX, and it inherited most of its malefic genes. Worse still, today anyone can be plunged, gratuitously and carelessly, into an absorbing underworld full of strange creatures, evil spells and dark commandos.

At the center of every Linux server lives a great monolith that everyone calls the kernel. Around it, inhabit a large number of evil entities, called processes. Nobody seems to know, for sure, what they are for. After 20 years of experience in Linux / Unix, one can get to know some, and even know what others do. However, the vast majority live incognito, acting at ease, obeying the kernel instructions and sucking the life out of our computer.

It is at this point where it becomes unsettling ... Many of these processes become demons (daemons). Incredible and supernatural as it may seem, demons do not use spells or spells to reproduce. They use a fork (fork) to create other demons called children or children (childs), who in turn, imitate their creator and blindly follow in his footsteps.

This hellish purgatory can grow and expand on its own. Linux being a multi-user and multi-tasking operating system, hundreds of these little daemons can be created to supply as many naive human victims as they access the system; turning the server into a true hell, full of demons, each with life and will of its own.

As the number of users drops, something spooky happens. The demon parents begin to kill (kill) their children (child), without mercy or compassion. Furthermore, there are terrible commands to kill them all (killall) that are frightening due to the magnitude of the massacre they can cause. For a compassionate death there is the soft kill, and for the most cruel the hard kill. The infamous total kill command requires no explanation. As you can see, the type of deaths that can occur is abundant.

Sound creepy to you? Wait to read this:

On some occasions, a child process ends or "dies" (die) without its parent or creator knowing. It is said that the child process enters a defunct state or better known as a zombie. My God! … Zombies ??? ... The unfortunate child process, already as a zombie, has no memory of its own, and wanders, useless, without being noticed, by any of the other active processes in the system.

Unlike "normal" daemons and processes, the dreaded zombie processes are immune to the kill command. Cruelly, only his father has the power to remove him, when instructed with the wait command, and will free him from his hardship by removing his ID from the live process table; finally sending it to the special place where the processes go when their existence ends. If the parent process resists, the system administrator will be forced to kill (kill) the parent process, which will also cause the death of all its offspring, normal processes and zombies alike ... .. A truly merciless slaughter .

On the other hand, there are also orphan processes (orphans), whose father and creator have ended their existence. In this case, the orphan process is adopted (adopted) by a bloody supreme entity, the great demon creator of all demons, called init. From now on, it will be he who will control the acts of the orphans for the rest of their existence. To ensure the unquestionable obedience that init demands, most daemons on a Linux / Unix system have to be orphaned! Only then will the evil init be able to have full control of his evil hell.

The Satan or Lucifer of this hell, called superuser (su), is the one who from the most reserved of a dark console (console) directs the destinies of this ghostly underworld. It is he who at his fingertips, holds the power to create and manage multiple hells; and seeking the creation of demons, only to exterminate them later.

A whole horror story….

Certainly, the evil imagination of UNIX developers, at the end of the 60's, brought a demonic veil that 40 years later, still persists in the operating system and in all its variations. As a sample, I point out that FreeBSD, another UNIX-like operating system, adopted an imp.

Those of us who succumb to the attractive evil of this technology are condemned to live under its dark influence, trapped and wandering, without the desire to know or explore other worlds.

We live captivated by the attraction of evil.


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  1.   Chango said

    hehe, very good, that's why "canonical" is out of step with the linux world. ^ _ ^

    1.    Courage said

      And they are the most diabolical thing that exists in Linux with their monopolizing plans

  2.   Doroide said

    while reading the whole story I imagined in tron ​​legacy ... hehe

    1.    pandev92 said

      Lol, I hope it's the second movie 😛

  3.   elav <° Linux said

    Fuck what a hell of a story !!! And that I do not like terror. o.0

    1.    Courage said

      It's true, you prefer posers who use fake gutturals and do reggaeton with guitars.

  4.   Paefes said

    In addition to being satanic, Linux is communist and predisposes to homosexuality, the use of injection drugs, and they spread heresies such as that the Magi are the parents and heresies of the sort.

    1.    Courage said

      Are you serious or is it sarcasm? Sarcasm is caught wrong in writing

      1.    Paefes said

        Is it serious or is it sarcasm that you ask me if it is serious or is it sarcasm? Heck, for some it complicates what is called a sense of irony.

        1.    Courage said

          I was serious, is that sometimes irony is fatally caught in writing, and it gets complicated on me.

          And since there is each one out there ... I didn't know what to think

          1.    perseus said

            LOL

        2.    KZKG ^ Gaara said

          HAHAHAHA don't worry…. It is difficult for him to understand others, nor do I tell you what it is difficult for us to understand him LOL !!!

          1.    Courage said

            Besides really

    2.    pandev92 said

      ahahaha I know, I still like women XDDD

      1.    Courage said

        And me hahahaha

  5.   Tina Toledo said

    That must be why in Linux the songs of Brutal Truth, Cattle Decapitation, Devourment, Mortician y Misery index... now let me explain ...
    \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m / \ m /

    1.    Courage said

      Luckily, I'm not the only one who can handle Death Metal anymore

  6.   David Segura M. said

    The story was very good, it reminded me of the story of one of those "old" rpg, Diablo II, I was fascinated by their stories.

    However, now comes a but, I know that the story is not from Courage, but from ahdezzz, but there is a bad mania that I do not like at all:

    This is a sordid world, where evil, demonic and bizarre it is presented in the most diabolical and cruel of its expressions.

    A catchy English expression where it does have the meaning you want to use, but which in Spanish means something very different: brave.

    1.    Tina Toledo said

      bizarre -rra. In Spanish it means 'brave, hard-working': «Captain Andrés Cuevas arrives, a bizarre combatant commanding a platoon» (Matos Noche [Cuba 2002]); and 'lucid, airy': «Your youth will turn green more bizarre and gallant than ever» (Luján Mirrors [Eng. 1991]).

      Its use should be avoided in the sense of 'strange or extravagant', a reprehensible semantic tracing of French or bizarre English: mark of incorrectness."—It's a bizarre name. "Not when you're born in Sydney and you're Australian" (Leyva Piñata [Mex. 1984]). Nor should bizarre be used in the sense of 'weirdness or extravagance'.

      Panhispanic Dictionary of Doubts © 2005
      Real Academia Española © All rights reserved

      http://buscon.rae.es/dpdI/SrvltConsulta?lema=bizarro

  7.   hernando sanchez said

    Everything in this world has its good side and its bad side, it depends on which one to choose. For my part I try to choose the good and avoid the bad. As for the grammar that is used in programming, it depends a lot on the taste of the crazy programmer, also in this task they can induce not very reliable messages and that ordinary people have no idea, but it is not only in linux; so we should not trust everything they give us, be it free, free or commercial.