[HUMOR] Systemd vs Upstart, gakava rakatambwa paDebian

Vadiwa vashandisi veLinux, tinonzwisisa kuti zvese zvakagadzirira mutambo uyu umo Systemd neUpstart zvichayerwa neDebian Cup. Vaviri vatangi vakashanda nesimba kuti vabudirire mukombe mukuru wekusarongeka init mu spiral distro. Sezvatakatarisira, systemd timu ichave naBdale Garbee, Russ Allbery, Don Armstrong naKeith Packard, nepo upstart timu ine Andreas Barth, Ian Jackson, Steve Langasek "The Langa" naColin Watson. Tichaita referee uyu mutambo Paul Tagliamonte, ane bhachi rine homwe nhanhatu. Chokwadi kutakura zvakanaka makadhi awakagadzirira musangano. Attention. INOFAMBA, INOFAMBA. TAMBA IYE, ITAI ITI, Systemd vs. Upstart yemukombe weDebian.

Ivo vanofanirwa asi kwete izvozvi. Debicoin Zvikwereti. Matavi manomwe mumabhangi makuru epasi.

Akafambisa bhora Packard yetimu yeNhetembo. Garbee anayo, siya iyo kuna Allbery. Pamberi nebhora, Langasek inobvisa zvakanaka kwazvo. Jackson anoitora. Ndipo panokumbira Barth. Zvakaipa, uye Allbery inotora. Iye anoiridza naAarmstrong, chinhambwe chakareba cheGarbee chisingasvike uye chiri kukanda padivi timu yaScott James Remnant.

Usashandise mari. Bhadhara neMetalCard. Kadhi rekutanga remari.

Iwo maupstarteros ari kurwisa, Langa anayo. Simuka kuna Barth, haana kunzwisisa. Armstrong anozvitora. Enderera pamwe neGarbee refu munzira yeAllbery. Kanda pasi mabass eGarbee. Anorasikirwa naBarth. Tora Packard kudzoka. Kudzoka akananga kuArmstrong, ari kuzopfura. Threw? Haana kuirasa. Ari kugadzirira kupfura. Threw? Kwete, haana kupfura panguva ino futi. Bhora rinoenda kuburikidza nechikamu chekuruboshwe, paive paine chinzvimbo chemberi chaWatson.

Anoda kufamba? Tora negungwa neAtlantic Boat. Anoda kufamba? Tora pamusoro penzvimbo neAtlantic Boat. Anoda kufamba? Tora nemhepo neAtlantic Boat. Anoda kufamba? Zviite pamhepo neAtlantic Boat.

Maminetsi mashanu mumutambo, inotapira kana ine munyu, JC?
Munyu. Murairidzi Poterin achiri nechivimbo, asi ndinoshamisika, Messi haatambe here?
Uri kuitei Nepe pano? JC iripi?
Ari kumba achinyora jentú quernel.
(lpmqtp ndinofanira kubhengi semutauri) Zvakanaka, ndatenda nekundizivisa. Ridza mutambo, sunga 0-0.

Mate weYerba MATE, chengeta vhiza yako uye upe kadhi rako rehutano, MATE

Watson ane bhora, simudza bhora. Kumusoro waPackard wakarova. Dhinda Barth. Iye Garbee anopukunyuka. Kurwisa iyo systemd timu. Chinja Jackson kuruboshwe kune Allbery. Attention. Ngozi. Mupfuri wacho anosimudza nzvimbo isina kugadzikana. March Barth, zvakanaka ipapo. Anopikisa ari kuuya, Watson anoenda, Watson anotumira yakakwira nzira kuna Jackson ari kumberi. Bata ruoko nemubati wepagedhi ... ehe, kwete, hongu, kwete, hongu, kwete ... hongu, hongu, hongu!Goooooooooooooooooooo! Goool. Goool, Goool, Goool kubva kuUpstart. Jackson achitambira rubatsiro rurefu kubva kuna Watson anotiza Armstrong uye anonokora bhora zvishoma nezvishoma. Systemd 0, Kumusoro 1. Ian Jackson.

Watson akatumira mukuru Oliver Atom nerubatsiro irworwo. Chokwadi chinonakidza: Waizviziva here kuti iyo Supercampeones munda yaive makiromita gumi nemashanu pakureba?

Ari kuzotsiva systemd asi muridzi weRegi Tagliamonte anomisa mutambo kwechinguvana nekuti pane kupinda mudare nemutariri.

Horley wachi anotaurira iyo nguva maawa makumi maviri nemana pazuva.

Vanondiudza kuti ndezve Thorsten glaser ndiani anoda kukanganisa mutambo uye kusiya sysvinit. Mutereri anopikisa uye muridzi wepembe ari kumuratidza kadhi reyero. Iye haadi kunzwisisa zvikonzero uye pane kadhi dzvuku kwaari. Anodzingwa munhandare, asi zvinoita sekunge mucherechedzi akatsamwa haadi kubuda. Attention. Mutambi anomutorera kadhi nhema uye muchengeti ari kugadzirira chombo chake kuti aite chirango chikuru chakapihwa nemurairidzi Tagliamonte, kurwisa Thorsten Glaser. Mupristi wenhandare anosvika kunyorera zvakanyanya unction.

Inoda mabheyari ane zita rekuti Rulemanes anonzi Rule.

Zorora murunyararo Glaser. Iyo lenny bar haikukanganwe iwe. Pa25 Lemmyzamo Solo inoenderera ichitengeswa: Rekodhi yetangos nebassist yeMotorjed

Anoda kufamba? Turismarket inomutungamira kuti atore anogara Lemmy anogara muLa Boca.

Uye izvozvo zvinokanganisa sei Boca?

Kwete zvachose Nepe. Tevedza mutambo uyu apo vashandi vedare vanogashira mutumbi usina kuzvidzivirira wemuoni akaurayiwa. Iyo systemd timu iri kutamba nevarume gumi nemumwe. 11 x 0 inoratidza kabhodhi. Langa inotungamira kurudyi, Garbee inobvisa mushe asi iko kukwapura mahara kune timu inopikisa.

Anoda kufamba? Turismarket inokupa iwe yemahara nzendo kuCaribbean, mazuva makumi matatu nemari dzese dzakabhadharwa. Iwe unongofanirwa kucherechedza zvaunoona uye kupfuudza mushumo kuSecurity Agency yeUnited States of America.

Langa ari kuzopedzisa uye varume vechibharanzi vanovhara nhengo dzavo dzakavanzika.

Tsamba Yemahara mumabhizinesi ese epasi ane MetalCard, iyo otomatiki kiredhiti kadhi kadhiji nhatu uye yakavimbiswa silencer.

Iko kukona kukona kweUpstart apo mamaki ari kuratidza 4 yeCanonical, asi yeRed Hat zvirokwazvo chikanganiso, nekuti kusvika parizvino muridzi wenyaya akangoraira kukunda kumwe chete.

Kana iwe uchida bhora mabheyaringi, zvinoitwa neTurismarket mahara rwendo rwemazuva makumi matatu kuRulemania.

Mafans ekumusoro anopenga kupemberera. Tine Fer Nepe achibvunzurudza Marcos, mutungamiri weUpstartera barrabrava.

-Mhedzisiro iyi inobata sei Boca, ndinoreva Upstart?
-Ikuti tichava neruoko rwakakosha kubatsira kusimudzira Upstart kana ikaedzwa mune imwe distro. Tinofanira kukunda, vese vakatidzora, tese (beeeep) Intel, Grasslin, Stallman, Red Hat uye (beep), UYE MURUME WANGU AKWEGURA WAKANDIITA BHAUU REBUNTU, Uye (beep). FUCK !!
- ………… tinodzoka naDiazepan

Munhu kutonga. Rubatsiro rwakanakisa rwebhegi. Matavi makumi matatu mune kugovera kwese.

Pane chinangwa chekukwira Upstart iyo inotorwa naWatson. Anoisiya kuBarth, mubatanidzwa kurudyi kwaLanga. Anoridza naJackson, zvinoshamisa. Bhora refu riri kuuya kumutsara usingasvike, Garbee anaro. Attention. Kutarisira kune njodzi. Kudzosera shure apo zvachose hapana chakaitika. Uye zvakare kurova zvibodzwa kudivi rinopfeka majaketi eruvara.

Rulegay. Iwo akakodzera mukwanisi kumutongi asina kugutsikana.

Goooooooooooooooooo, chinangwa, chinangwa, chinangwa kubva systemd. Kutamba kukuru naAllbery uyo akapfura gumi regumi redare, apo iro bhodhi riri kuratidza 9 x 1 inofarira tayi. Bhora parizvino rinobhururuka kubva kuna Josselin Mouette (mutambi iyeye akabva pasina kwaanoenda), mubati wepagedhi anoenda kunomaka.

MetalCard. Iyo chete kadhi yemari, yakakodzera chikwereti.

Referee Tagliamonte anoratidzira murairidzi akanaka kumberi kwekumberi Lucas Nussbaum. Armstrong akakanda. Iyo yeBarth, yakanyorwa kumashure Packard. Mouette ari kufambira mberi. Pane mikana yakanaka yeiyo systemderos, simudza nzvimbo ...

Unoda kufamba here? Turismarket inokupa mahara macandi ese maminetsi gumi nemashanu ekushanya.

Chokwadi chisina kukwana: Candy inokonzeresa mhango. Vaparadze neLinus antivirus. Yakasarudzika ine superfluor.

Ipapo mutsetse waitaridza kumberi nzvimbo yemubati wepagedhi Watson anonyunyuta ...

MetalCard. Kadhi rechikwereti iro rinotengwa nemari.

Kuchenjerera, kufamba kune njodzi. Iko kune yemahara kick pamusoro pemupendero wenzvimbo yeLennart timu ...

Unoda kufamba here? Usashandise mari. Turismarket.

Kwete, ini handidi kufamba Gonzalez. Ndapota rega nditaure. Iyo ine idenderedzwa. Mhirizhonga Mouette anoramba. Kuvhara Packard, chengetedza bhora. Inodzoka ine kufarira Armstrong. Bvisa Jackson zvakanaka. Chikwata chaLennart chiri kutamba nevarume gumi nemukadzi mumwe chete.

lennartOS, ndeipi sisitimu inoshanda. Tenga nayo nezvikwereti zveDebicoin uye ubhadhare nePC yako muzvikamu gumi nezviviri.

Advance Jackson achitamba naBarth. Dangerous mutambo, mutambi ane zvinonyadzisira kumashure. Iye akamira pane yakatenderera yeiyo museve systemdero. Pane kushomeka kwekujeka mukurwisa kunokwikwidza uye zvakadaro Langa anopedza uye chiri chinangwa. gooooooooool, chinangwa, chinangwa, chinangwa cheUpstart timu. Langalangalangalangatangalanga. Uye iye chete technical director Mutungamiriri arikunyora kodhi yemumiriri yekutamba.

Horley wachi inopa nguva, uye kubva panguva ino kuenderera kwemutambo uyu kuchashambadzirwa muBinario.

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Ivo vanotizivisa kuti shanduko iri kuuya. Tengesa Armstrong, munyori ye systemd's yechipiri chinangwa uye varikuita kudziya-up kupinda vatambi Mathias Klump naJohn Paul Adrian Gaublitz. Kana chikwangwani chiri kuratidza 2 kusvika 2 mumazuva makumi mana ekutanga ekutamba. Kupisa kana kutonhora Nepe?

Kupisa kupfuura Mate muParaguayan zhizha, senge iyo iyo Riquelme inotora mune yake linumint.

MetalCard. Akanakisa mari mutengo wechikwereti chako.

Bhora iri mumaoko e shuttle Garbee. Mutengesi anopomera ruoko. Ndipo pakangopinda Mathias Klump. Kanda pasi Gaublitz. Vhura mutambo. NdiBarth chete kuruboshwe. Anoti bhora, ivo havamupe, apo Josselin Mouette akasara asi pane kutyorwa. Jackson akange akamiswa zvakaipa uye iko kukanda kwemahara timu yaLennart Poettering.

Yekudetemba Hondo yehondo. Iyo firimu yekuyeuka.

Gaublitz akaita mari. Iye anoramba kudyidzana kwezvibhakera zvekutanga mubati wepagedhi Watson. Kununurwa kweanotsiva mubati wepagedhi kumutambo wechigowani, kunyangwe kune yekuBrazil maitiro ekubata. Tsvaga bhora Jackson, anoda kuburitsa. Allbery inoswedera. Ari kutaurirana bhora. Hatigone kuona nhamba dziri panjodzi. Anosimudza nzvimbo yakapfuurwa nepadyo asi zvese zvaive zvisina basa nekuda kwekushomeka kwekubata Keith Packard.

Shandisa Ruleboy, iyo yakaderera koriori inotakura. Anoda kufamba? Turismarket inomutora neruoko, uye nemumwe iye anotyaira ndege.

Attention. Pachave neshanduko muchikwata chekumusoro. Cameron Norman ari kuuya. Watson arimo asi haana kusiya kurwa nekuti anotora hutungamiriri hwepakati. Ndiye wechipiri kuna Norman. Mouette anofambira mberi nebhora, Langasek anobvisa mudziviriri. Mouette anoenderera mberi achikwira asi izvozvi asina bhora. Attention. Kutungamira mudenderedzwa, muchengeti wemagaro haazvione, Gol. Chinangwa, chinangwa kubva ku systemd. Wekutanga muchengeti wepaguru haana kuona bhora, nekuti akariwana riri mudenderedzwa repakati mune rake timu. Asi muridzi wetsiva Tagliamonte barulla "Pamutambo wese, mutambo unonetesa waMouette." Akarova zvibodzwa asina bhora uye Systemd arikuhwina ne1 kusvika ku0.Placard yechikamu chake, inoratidza zvibodzwa zvitatu zvichipesana nezviviri mukufarira timu inopikisana.

Kana iwe uchitsvaga bhora mabhegi evakadzi, shandisa iyo Rulerito brand. Inovimbisa Rulemarket, inogovera Atlantic Rulet, inodzokera Rulicard. Uye ikozvino isu tinobatana neye wedu anodzokorora mu hexadecimal.

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Mutambo unoenda 3 kusvika ku3. Zvinangwa kubva kuna Allbery Armstrong uye Packard ye systemd, zvibodzwa kubva kuna Jackson, Langasek uye Bharth yeUpstart. Ari kutamba systemd nevarume gumi nemukadzi mumwe….

Kana iwe uchitsvaga vatongi veDebian ...

Kwete, Gonzalez. Rega ndienderere mberi, ini handisi kutsvaga mabhegi eDebian. Watson ane bhora. Bvisa Garbee. Garbee anoenderera nebhora, anodzokera kumashure. Akapinda munzvimbo yedivi rake. Dodge muchengeti Glaubitz. Zvinotaridza kuti urikupandukira fenzi yako wega. Pane kushamisika mumasitendi akasiyiwa zvachose. Attention. Kune mamiriro uye icho chinangwa. Chinangwa, chinangwa, chinangwa naBdale Garbee asi vachipesana. Isu takanga tazvitarisira. Isu takanga tafungidzira chinangwa cheiye kumberi, uyo zvirokwazvo nekuda kwekumanikidzwa kwake kwemari, aifanira kugamuchira chipo kubva muhomwe yeCanonical. Mathias Klump anoenda kutsiva, apo muridzi wepembe paanoratidza nemaoko ake, kuti vari kumhanya masekondi makumi manomwe neshanu ehafu yepiri uye makumi mana nematatu ekutanga.

Horley wachi inopa nguva uye iyo nguva yekunzwa.

Iwe zvino urikutamba Upstart nevarume vanomwe uye maMartians matatu. Mutsara wekutanga unotarisa pane pepa rekushandira kuti uone kuti hapana hukama hwemhuri. Watson ari kurwisa. Akasiya, iro rakakiya Garbee, akagoneswa zvakakwana, kutarisisa, Garbee inopedza, uye bhora rarasika pakati pe arc uye iri kushanda kubva pakati penzvimbo yeUpstart.

Anoda kufamba? Tora negungwa neAtlantic Boat. Anoda kufamba? Tora pamusoro penzvimbo neAtlantic Boat. Anoda kufamba? Zviite nendege neiyo huru njanji yenyika.

Maminetsi ekupedzisira emutambo, systemd iri kuhwina nemukana mudiki. 4 x 4 ndiwo mutambo. Arithmetic haishande pamutambo uyu.

30-zuva rim rimende yekuenda kuRulemania. Yakarongedzwa neTurismarket inotsigira Metalcard, iro chete kadhi repamutemo mukuita zvisiri pamutemo.

Nguva yazadzikiswa, mutsetse Lucas Nussbaum, uyo akatora divi rekumusoro, ane bhora. Discounts iri kutambwa. Ikoko Stefano Zacchiroli akasimuka, achitsiva Packard. Bhora rinorova musoro waDT Lennart. Attention. Zvinotaridza kuti magirazi ake akadonha, apo chikwangwani chiri kuratidza bumbiro remari inofadza musika wemuno.

Kana iri yemuno, Localhost ine anopfuura makumi mana ematavi pamuzinda wayo.

Iyo DT Lennart inoramba ichingove nematambudziko nemagirazi ayo, anoita kunge akatyoka. Asi pari zvino muridzo urikuridza, terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr uye remeterera mutsi wemharanzi Iko kurebesa nechinangwa chegoridhe. HERE MITEMO YEMAFIFA HAITONGE.

Tiri kuteerera zviri kutaurwa naLennart kuvatambi vake.

-Vakomana nevasikana. Isa imwe zai. Tine chiuru zvakapetwa zvirinyore init uye haina rezinesi rekupa fanika seCanonical inobira kodzero yedu. Aya ndiwo masviriro atakaita kuFedora. Aya ndiwo mawaniro atakaita Opensuse. Iyi ndiyo nzira yatakaenda nayo kuArch uye zvigadzirwa zvayo. Aya ndiwo masviriro atakaita kuRed Hat, uye aya ndiwo maitiro atichaenda kuDebian. Iwo eUbuntu idanda. Kune Yakavhurwa Sosi Tea Bato (sekutaurwa kwatakaitwa nevashanyi vemuchadenga) haina kumiswa kunyange neyakaipisisa yeiyo UNIX uzivi. Ngatikwire kumusoro systemd.

Anokurudzira mazwi kubva kumurairidzi wechiGerman kuchikwata chake. Iye achatanga, anofamba, anofamba, tsananguro yechinangwa chegoridhe inoridzwa. Ndiri naGonzalez chete, sezvo ini ndakatumira Fer Nepe ku / dev / null.

Kana iwe uchitsvaga vatongi veDebian, shandisa iyo Rulebian brand. Mbishi zvinhu zvinowanikwa mumabhuku avo.

Kutanga kurwisa systemd. Allbery kuna Glaubitz, anoenda kuMouette, murefu kuenda kuStefano. Bvisa Barth, asinganzwisisike. Iko kune yekurwisa kwakafanana neiyo yakatungamira kune yekutanga ubuntero chinangwa. Jackson ari padyo nenzvimbo, kufambira mberi zvine ngozi KUNOENDA KUREMAT… ..jajajaja yakanetsana nemurengeti Tagliamonte ndokutanga kukakavara naye.

Horley maawa anoratidza iyo nguva makumi maviri nemakumi matatu. Nguva pfungwa, 20 mangwanani.

Nguva anoenda Bdale Garbee anomhanya nebhora ukuwo Jackson achinetsana nemuridzi wepembe. Vaya vekumusoro havana kusimba vakatarisa Jackson naGarbee vanoenda kunharidzano. Ta ta, ta ta, ta ta, ta ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ... Goooooool, Gooooooooooooooool, Goooooooooooooooooooooooooo na Systemd. Tagliamonte haana chaanotaura uye pakupedzisira anopa mutambo. SYSTEMD CHAMPIONI, SYSTEMD CHAMPIONI, SYSTEMD CHAMPIONI YEMAHARA KOPI. SYSTEMD IYO ICHI ICHI ICHI IYO INIT NOKUKANGANISIRA MUDHIBHANI GNU / LINUX, ICHITANGA NAJESSIE. ZVIREVO ZVOSE KUTI BDALE GARBEE. Ian Jackson ave kumutandanisa, quilombo yaive nezvombo. Kune KAMPAL BATTLE. Ian Jackson aida kurova Garbee naTagliamonte nekutamba pamwe chete. Zvinosimbiswa nemapurisa zvinosvika. Zvinodemba. Iyo Langa ichirova Mouette. Glaser kuseka kubva muguva. Zvisinei. Ndizvo. Kune isu chikamu chedu tinoonekana kusvikira svondo rinouya, apo maGnome Bears achazotarisana neK Kragons.

Iyi fananidzo yakataurwa naDiazepan, mushonga unokanganisa chiito panhandare ine zvainoita.

Izvi zvanga zviri izvo, shamwari.

Kana shamwari yaenda, vanosiya nzvimbo isina chinhu iyo Turismarket chete inogona kuzadza nezvirongwa zvavo zvekushanya.

Huya pana Gonzalez, kwadoka.

Munguva pfupi inotevera, ndizvo zvinotsanangurwa naHorley mawatch.

Huya, umupe, tinorasikirwa nebhazi, che.

Atlantic Boat mabhazi akaiswa neRuleboat brand mabheyari.

Ndiri kuenda, tarisa, ndiri kukusiya wega.

Chete Zvikwereti Debicoin akakwereta matavi uko kumwe kuchinjana kune dzimbahwe ravo.

Gonzalez, zvakakwana.

Zvakwana, zvakakwana. Usashandise yakawanda. Metalcard mari yavo isingadzorwe vatengi.

Haunzwisisi here kuti vakatocheka kufambisa?

Mission haigone, misa maoko aHorley, wachi yake.

Chisarai.

Chisarai. Zvichaita kusvika svondo rinouya. Kunzwa kwenguva pfupi, ndokuona gare gare.