[HUMOR] Systemd vs Upstart, doodda waxaa lagu ciyaaray Debian

Waxyaabaha soo socdaa waa maqaal lagu qoray sheeko xariir kubbadda cagta ah oo laga sii daayay raadiyaha. Xarafka farta waa codka ku dhawaaqaya ariga (xayeysiinta). Waraaqda guduudan waa codka faalleeyahayaga Juan Carlos. Waxyaabo badan oo aad aqrin doonto waxaa dhiiri galiyay sheekada Manuelita vs Ninja ee Leo Masliah, iyo kuwo kale oo ay soo gudbiyeen joornaalada iyo mufasiriinta. Haddii aad rabto inaad si adag u raacdo waxa runta lagu sheegay laakiin adigoon lumin madadaalada, waxaan kugula talinayaa nooca Ace Attorney, oo uu sameeyay isticmaale GreatEmerald ee fagaarayaasha Phoronix
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Xidhiidhyada aad arki doontaa waa qaar ka mid ah xiriiriyeyaasha la soo bandhigay.

Gacaliyeyaal adeegsadayaasha Linux, waxaan fahamsanahay in wax walba ay diyaar u yihiin kulankaan oo Systemd iyo Upstart lagu cabirayo Debian Cup. Labada bilaabey waxay si adag u shaqeeyeen si loo gaaro koobkii weynaa ee noqoshada aasaasiga ah ee ku-meel-gaadhka ah. Sidaan filaynay, kooxda nidaamku waxay ka koobnaan doontaa Bdale Garbee, Russ Allbery, Don Armstrong iyo Keith Packard, halka kooxda sare ay ka koobnaan doonaan Andreas Barth, Ian Jackson, Steve Langasek "The Langa" iyo Colin Watson. Garsooraha kulankaan Paul Tagliamonte, oo jaakadiisu leedahay lix jeeb. Xaqiiqdii inaad si raaxo leh u qaadatid kaararka aad u diyaarisay kulanka. Feejignaan. WUU GUURAA, WUU GUURAA. CIYAAR, CIYAAR, Systemd iyo Upstart ee koobka Debian.

Waa inay ahaadaan laakiin hadda maahan. Amaahda Debicoin. Toddoba laamood oo ku yaal bangiyada waaweyn ee adduunka.

Wuxuu u wareejiyay kubadii Packard kooxdii Abwaanada. Garbee ayaa haysa, u dhaaf Allbery. Kubbadda horay u sii wad, Langasek si fiican ayuu u socdaa. Jackson ayaa qaata. Taasi waa halka uu Barth ka codsado. Xun, iyo Allbery ayaa qaadata. Wuxuu ku ciyaaraa Armstrong, oo ah marin dheer oo uu u maro Garbee oo aan imaanin waana laad dhinaca kooxda Scott James Remnant.

Lacag haka bixin. Ku bixi MetalCard. Kaarka lacagta ee ugu horreeya.

Dusha sare ayaa weeraraya, Langa ayaa leh. U kac Barth, isagu ma uusan fahmin. Armstrong ayaa qaata. Ku sii soco Garbeega dheer ee jihada Allbery. Tuur baaska Garbee. Wuxuu u lumiyaa Barth. Soo celi Packard. Dib ugu laabo Armstrong, wuuna tooganayaa. Tuurtay? Ma uusan tuurin. Diyaar ayuu u yahay inuu toogto. Tuurtay? Maya, ma uusan toogan markan sidoo kale. Kubaddu waxay hoos ugu dhaceysaa qeybta bidix, markii ay meel sare ka jirtay Watson.

Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Ku qaado badda iyadoo la socota Doonta Atlantic. Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Ku qaado berriga Doomaha Atlantic. Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Hawada ku qaado Doomaha Atlantic. Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Ku samee khadka tooska ah Doomaha Atlantic.

5 daqiiqo ciyaarta, macaan ama cusbo, JC?
Cusbada. Tababare Poterin weli kalsooni buu qabaa, laakiin waxaan la yaabanahay, Miyuusan Messi ciyaarin?
Maxaad ku qabanaysaa Nepe halkan? Aaway JC?
Wuxuu joogaa gurigiisa isagoo diyaarinaya jentú quernel.
(lpmqtp waa inaan noqdaa faalleeye) Hagaag, waad ku mahadsantahay inaad i ogeysiiso. Ciyaar ciyaar, ku xir 0-0.

U dir Mate Yerba MATE, fiiso fiisadaada oo sii kaarkaaga caafimaadka, MATE

Watson ayaa kubbadda haysta, kubbadda soo qaad. Kudhaca madaxa Packard. Saxaafadda Barth. Garbee waa baxsaday. Weerar kooxda nidaamka. U beddel Jackson bidix dhanka Allbery. Feejignaan. Khatar Qaansoleydu waxay qaaddaa xarun jahwareersan. March Barth, halkaas ayuu ku fiicanyahay. Weerar celiska ayaa imanaya, Watson wuu socdaa, Watson wuxuu baas dheer u dirayaa Jackson oo horay u socda. Gacan gacan ku haynta goolhayaha ... haa, maya, haa, maya, haa, maya ... haa, haa, haa!Gooooooooooooooooooooool! Goool. Goool, Goool, Goool oo ka socda Upstart. Jackson oo caawimaad dheer ka helaya Watson ayaa iska fogeeyay Armstrong oo si tartiib ah kubbadda ugu tuuraya xagasha ba'an. Systemd 0, Upstart 1. Ian Jackson.

Watson wuxuu u soo diray Oliver Atom weyn caawimadaas. Xaqiiqda xiisaha leh: Ma ogtahay in garoonka Supercampeones uu dhererkiisu ahaa 15 kiiloomitir?

Wuxuu badalayaa systemy laakiin garsooraha Tagliamonte ayaa daqiiqad hakad galinaya ciyaarta maxaa yeelay waxaa jira duulaan ay maxkamada ku soo qaaday daawade.

Saacadaha Horley waxay sheegaan waqtiga 24 saacadood maalintii.

Waxay ii sheegeen inay ku saabsan tahay Thorsten glaser yaa raba inuu carqaladeeyo ciyaarta oo uu iska daayo sysvinit. Daawadaha ayaa mudaaharaadaya garsooruhuna wuxuu tusayaa kaarka jaalaha ah. Ma doonayo inuu fahmo sababaha waxaana jira kaar cas oo isaga ah. Waa laga saaray garoonka, laakiin waxay umuuqataa in daawade careysan uusan rabin inuu ka laabto. Feejignaan. Garsooruhu wuxuu uqaadayaa kaar madoow wuxuuna ninka amaanka sugaa uu isku diyaarinayaa hubkiisa si uu u fuliyo ciqaabta dilka ah ee uu ku xukumay garsoore Tagliamonte, oo ka dhan ah Thorsten Glaser. Wadaadka garoonka ayaa ku soo dhowaanaya inuu dalbado goynta xad dhaafka ah.

Baahiyaha dalbashada oo leh magaca sumadda Rulemanes ee loo yaqaan Rule.

Ku Naso Nabad Glaser. Kuwa jooga bar Lenny ku ma iloobi doonaan. On 25th Lemmyzamo Solo ayaa la iibinayaa: Diiwaanka taangiyada by bassist of Motorjed.

Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Turismarket wuxuu u horseedaa inuu jabsado Lemmy's live ee La Boca.

Iyo sidee taasi u saameyneysaa Boca?

Haba yaraatee Nepe. La soco ciyaarta inta ay shaqaalaha maxkamadu helayaan jirka aan difaaci karin ee daawadayaasha la toogtay. Kooxda nidaamku waxay la ciyaarayaan 11 nin. 0 x 1 wuxuu muujinayaa armaajo. Langa wuxuu ku hogaamiyaa midig, Garbee sifiican ayuu meesha uga saaraa laakiin waa laad xor ah kooxda ka soo horjeedda.

Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Turismarket waxay ku siinaysaa dalxiis bilaash ah Kariibiyaanka, 30 maalmood oo kharashyada oo dhan la bixiyo. Kaliya waa inaad fiiro gaar ah u yeelatid waxaad aragto oo aad u gudbisaa warbixinta Hay'adda Amniga ee Mareykanka Mareykanka.

Wuxuu dhammeynayaa Langa oo ragga caqabadku waxay daboolayaan qeybahooda gaarka ah.

Waraaq Bilaash ah dhamaan meheradaha wadanka oo leh MetalCard, kaarka amaahda oo otomaatig ah oo gaaraya 6 kartoon iyo aamusnaan la hubo.

Waxaa jira laad gees ah oo loogu talagalay Upstart marka dhibcaha ay tilmaamayaan 4 Canonical, laakiin Red Hat xaqiiqdii waa qalad, sababtoo ah illaa iyo hadda garsooraha ayaa kaliya go'aamiyay hal guul.

Haddii aad ubaahantahay kubbado kubadeed, waxa ay Turismarket bilaash ku sameyso waa safar 30-maalmood ah oo lagu tagayo Rulemania.

Taageerayaasha bilowga waxay u waalanayaan dabaaldeg. Waxaan haynaa Fer Nepe oo wareysanaya Marcos, hogaamiyaha barbaradka Upstartera.

-Sidee ayey natiijadan u saameyneysaa Boca, waxaan ula jeedaa Upstart?
-Waxaan lahaan doonnaa gacan gacan qabasho qiimo leh si aan u hagaajino Upstart haddii lagu tijaabiyo disto kale. Waa inaan guuleysanaa, kulligood dhinac ayey naga dhigeen, dhammaanteen (beeeep) Intel, Grasslin, Stallman, Red Hat iyo (beep), IYO Odaygaygii oo iga dhigay WIIL UBUNTU, Iyo (dhawaaq). GUJI !!
- ………… waxaan la laabaneynaa Diazepan

Nin xukun. Caawinta ugu fiican ee saa'idka. 30 laamood qaybinta kasta.

Waxaa jira gool ku laad Upstart oo Watson qaadi doono. Wuxuu uga tagayaa Barth, isku darka dhinaca midig ee Langa. Wuxuu kula ciyaaraa Jackson, cajiib ah. Kubadda dhaadheer ayaa u socota xariiqda aan imaanayn, Garbee ayaa haysata. Feejignaan. Filasho khatar ah Dib u noqosho markii gabi ahaanba aysan waxba dhicin. Waana markale gool ku laad dhinaca u gashada jaakadaha casaanka.

Rulegay. Kaamil u noqoshada xukunka aan ku qanacsanayn.

Gooooooooooooooooooool, yool, yool, yool ka yimid systemd. Riwaayad weyn oo uu qabtay Allbery oo toogtay 9 tobnaad ee maxkamadda, markii buundada dhibcaha ay muujineyso 1 x 1 oo ay kuxirantahay isku aadka. Kubadda ayaa hadda ka soo boodday Josselin Mouette (ciyaaryahankaas oo meel aan jirin ka yimid), goolhayaha ayaa aadaya.

Birta Kaararka Kaadhka lacagta kaliya, ee mudan in la qadariyo.

Garsoore Tagliamonte wuxuu tilmaamayaa tababare ku haboon safka hore ee Lucas Nussbaum. Armstrong ayaa tuuray. Midka loogu talagalay Barth, oo dib loogu calaamadeeyay Packard. Mouette ayaa horay u socota. Waxaa jira fursado wanaagsan oo loogu talagalay nidaamka, kor u qaad xarunta ...

Ma rabtaa inaad safarto? Turismarket waxay ku siisaa nacnac lacag la’aan ah 15kii daqiiqaba safar dalxiis.

Xaqiiqada Fududeeyaha: Nacnaca ayaa sababa godadka. Ku tirtiro iyaga fayraska 'Linus antivirus'. Gaar ah superfluor.

Kadib xariiqii tilmaamaysay booska weerarka ee goolhaye Watson ayaa ka cabanaya ...

Birta Kaararka Kaarka deynta ee lagu iibsado lacag caddaan ah.

Feejignaan, dhaqaaq khatar ah. Waxaa jira laad xor ah cidhifka aagga kooxda Lennart ...

Ma rabtaa inaad safarto? Lacag haka bixin. Turismarket.

Maya, ma doonayo inaan safro Gonzalez. Fadlan ii oggolow inaan hadlo. Waxay leedahay goobanimo. Mouette rabshad ah wuu diiday. Dabool Packard, ilaali kubbadda. Soocelinta xiisaha Armstrong. Jackson si fiican uga qaad. Kooxda Lennart ayaa la ciyaareysa 10 nin iyo hal dumar ah.

LennartOS, waxa nidaamka qalliinka. Ku soo iibso amaahda Debicoin oo ku bixi kombuyuutarkaaga 12 qaybood.

Advance Jackson oo la ciyaaraya Barth. Ciyaarta khatarta ah, ciyaaryahanka wuxuu leeyahay asal qaawan. Wuxuu ku taagan yahay jiifka qaansoleyda systemdero. Ma jiraan wax cad oo ku saabsan weerarka iska soo horjeeda laakiin weli Langa wuu dhammeeyaa waana ujeedo. gooooooooool, yool, yool, yoolkii kooxda Upstart. Langalangalangalangalangatangalanga. Kaliya agaasimaha farsamada Remnant ayaa aruurinaya lambarka ciyaarta wakiilka.

Saacadaha Horley ayaa waqtiga siiya, laga bilaabo xilligan sii socoshada kulankaan waxaa laga baahin doonaa Binario.

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Waxay nagu wargelinayaan inuu isbeddel imanayo. Sale Armstrong, qoraa himilada labaad ee systemd waxayna sameynayaan dhoolatusyo diirimaad ah si ay u galaan ciyaartoyda Mathias Klump iyo John Paul Adrian Gaublitz. Markay calaamaddu tilmaamayso 2 ilaa 2 45kan maalmood ee ugu horreeya ciyaarta. Nepe kulul ama qabow?

Waa ka kulul yahay Mate xagaaga Paraguay, sida kan Riquelme uu u qaato linumintkiisa.

Birta Kaararka Qiimaha lacagta ugu fiican ee sumcaddaada.

Kubaddu waxay ku jirtaa gacanta gawaarida Garbee. Garsooruhu wuxuu eedeeyaa gacanta. Taasi waa halka uu hadda soo galay Mathias Klump. Hoos ugu tuura Gaublitz. Ciyaar furan. Kaliya waa Barth bidix. Wuxuu sheeganayaa kubada, ma siinayaan isaga, markii Josselin Mouette uu sii joogay laakiin waxaa jira xadgudub. Jackson si xun ayaa loo dhigey waana tuur bilaash ah kooxda Lennart Poettering.

Dagaalkii Gabayga. Filim lagu xasuusto.

Gaublitz wuxuu sameeyay lacag caddaan ah. Wuxuu diiday wada shaqeynta feedhka goolhayaha bilaabaya Watson. U dirista goolhayaha bedelka u ah ciyaarta goolhayaha, iyo sidoo kale taabashada reer Brazil. Raadi kubbada Jackson, wuxuu doonayaa inuu unlevel. Allbery ayaa soo dhowaanaya. Kubadda ayuu la xaajoonayaa. Ma arki karno tirooyinka halista ku jira. Wuxuu kor u qaaday bartamaha isagoo u maray dhinaca midig laakiin dhammaantood waxay ahaayeen kuwo aan ansax ahayn sababtoo ah haysashada Keith Packard oo xumaatay

Isticmaal Ruleboy, dhalista kalooriga yar. Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Turismarket ayaa gacanta ku qabata, kan kalena wuxuu wadaa duullimaadka.

Feejignaan. Isbedel ayaa ku imaan doona kooxda bilowga ah. Cameron Norman ayaa soo galaya. Watson wuxuu kujiraa booska laakiin kama tagayo dagaalka maxaa yeelay wuxuu la wareegayaa hogaaminta qadka dhexe. Wuxuu labaad ka yahay Norman. Mouette ayaa kubad ku hormartay, Langasek ayaa ka saaray daafaca. Mouette horay ayuu usocdaa laakiin hada kubad la’aan. Feejignaan. U jeedka wareegga wareegga wareegga, ma uusan arkin goolhayaha, Gol. Hadaf, yool ka yimid systemd. Goolhayihii hore ma uusan arag kubada, maxaa yeelay wuxuu ka helay goobaabka dhexe ee ay kooxdiisu haysato. Laakiin garsooraha Tagliamonte barulla "Ciyaarta oo dhan, waa ciyaar daal badan oo Mouette ah." Gool ayuu dhaliyay bilaa kubad wuxuuna Systemd ku guuleysanayaa 1 ilaa 0. Calaamadda dhinaceeda waxay muujineysaa 3 dhibcood oo ka dhan ah 2 oo ay doorbidayso kooxda ka soo horjeedda.

Haddii aad raadineysid baaluqyo loogu talagalay haweenka, isticmaal astaanta Rulerito. Dammaanad qaadka Rulemarket, wuxuu u qaybiyaa Xeerka Atlantic, wuxuu taageeraa Rulicard. Haatan waxaan ku xirnaa ku celiyahayaga hexadecimal.

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Ciyaartu waxay mareysaa 3 ilaa 3. Goolasha Allbery Armstrong iyo Packard nidaam ahaan, yoolalka Jackson, Langasek iyo Barth loogu talagalay Upstart. Wuxuu u ciyaarayaa systemd isagoo wata 10 nin iyo hal naag…

Haddii aad raadineyso taliyeyaal Debian ah ...

Maya, Gonzalez. Aan sii wado, ma doonayo raadinta Debian. Watson ayaa kubada heysta. Garbee ka qaad. Garbee kubbadda ayuu ku sii wataa, gadaal buu u socdaa. Wuxuu galay aaga dhiniciisa. Goolhayaha Dodge Glaubitz. Waxay umuuqataa inaad kasoo horjeeddo xayndaabkaaga. Amakaag ayaa ku jira tarbuunka oo gebi ahaanba cidla ah. Feejignaan. Xaalad ayaa jirta waana hadaf. Hadaf, yool, yool by Bdale Garbee laakiin ka soo horjeeda. Waan filaynay. Waxaan qiyaasey ujeedka weeraryahanka, kaasoo runtii dhaqaale dartiisa darteed, ay ahayd inuu ka aqbalo deeq ka timid khasnadaha Canonical. Mathias Klump ayaa beddeli doona, markii garsooruhu ku tilmaamo gacmihiisa, inay socdaan 75 ilbiriqsi oo qeybtii labaad ah iyo 43 qeybtii hore.

Saacadaha Horley waxay siiyaan waqtiga iyo waqtiga dareenka.

Hada waxaad ku ciyaareysaa Upstart 7 nin iyo 3 Martians ah. Sadarka koowaad wuxuu fiirinayaa xaashiyaha shaqada si loo xaqiijiyo inaysan jirin xiriir qoys. Watson ayaa weeraraya. Wuu tagay, qufulka Garbee, sifiican ayuu u karti badan yahay, fiiro gaar ah, Garbee wuu dhammeeyaa, iyo kubbadda ayaa luntay bartanka qaansada waxaana looga adeegaa bartamaha garoonka ilaa Upstart.

Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Ku qaado badda iyadoo la socota Doonta Atlantic. Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Ku qaado berriga Doomaha Atlantic. Wuxuu doonayaa inuu safro? Ku samee diyaarad tareenka weyn ee qaran.

Daqiiqadihii ugu dambeeyay ee ciyaarta, nidaamku wuxuu ku guuleystey faa iido yar. 4 x 4 waa ciyaarta. Xisaabtu kuma shaqeyso kulankaan.

30-maalin safar dalxiis oo Rulemania ah. Waxaa soo qabanqaabiyey shirkadda Turismarket oo taageerta Metalcard, oo ah kaarka kaliya ee sharciga ah ee howlaha sharci darrada ah.

Waqtiga ayaa la dhammaystiray, safka Lucas Nussbaum, oo qabtay kooxda bilowgeeda, ayaa kubbadda haysta Qiimo dhimis ayaa la ciyaarayaa. Halkaas Stefano Zacchiroli ayaa ka duulay, isagoo bedelay Packard. Kubaddu waxay ku dhacday madaxa DT Lennart. Feejignaan. Waxay u muuqataa in muraayadaha indhaha ay ka daateen, markii boodhadhku muujinayo dastuur lacagta u roon suuqa maxalliga ah.

Hadday deegaan tahay, Localhost waxay xarunteeda ku leedahay in ka badan 40 laamood.

DT Lennart wuxuu kusii socdaa dhibaatooyin xagga muraayadaha indhaha, waxay umuuqdaan inay jabanyihiin. Laakiin hada foori wuu dhawaaqayaa, terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ,hen ,hen, waxa uu leeyahay, Waxaa jira dheereyn leh yool dahabi ah. HALKAN SHARCIYADA FIFA AYAAN TAHAY.

Qoraalka Qoraaga: Codeynta boostada ayaa bilaabmaysa hadda.

Waan dhageysaneynaa waxa uu Lennart u sheegayo ciyaartoydiisa.

- Wiilasha iyo gabdhaha. Ukunta sii dhig. Waxaan leenahay kun jeer oo sifiican loo qaabeeyey mana laha liisanka waxtarka fucking sida Canonical's oo xadaya xuquuqdeena. Sidan ayaan ku gaarnay Fedora. Sidan ayaan ku helnay Opensuse. Tani waa sidaan ku tagnay Arch iyo waxyaabaha ka dhasha. Sidan ayaan ku soo gaarnay Red Hat, waana sidaan ku gaari doonno Debian. Kuwa Ubuntu waa dheg. Xisbiga Shaaha Furan (sida dalxiiskii bannaanaa noo sheegay) lama joojiyo xitaa xilligii ugu da'da yaraa ee falsafaddaas UNIX. Aan kor ugu kacno nidaam.

Erayada dhiirrigelinta ah ee tababaraha Jarmalka u diray kooxdiisa. Wuu bilaabayaa, wuu dhaqaaqaa, wu dhaqaaqaa, qeexitaanka yool dahabi ah ayaa la ciyaarayaa. Kaliya waxaan la joogaa Gonzalez, tan iyo markii aan u diray Fer Nepe / dev / null.

Haddii aad raadineyso taliyeyaal Debian ah, isticmaal astaanta Rulebian. Waxyaabaha ceyriinka ah ee laga heli karo keydkooda.

Bilow inaad weerartid systemd. Allbery wuxuu u socdaa Glaubitz, wuxuu aadaa Mouette, wadada dheer ee loo maro Stefano. Dhexgalka Barth, freak. Waxaa jira jawaab celin celis la mid ah tii keentay goolkii ugu horeeyay ee ubuntero. Jackson ayaa u dhow aagga.

Saacadaha Horley waxay muujinayaan waqtiga 20 iyo 30. Waqtiga waqtiga, 4 subaxnimo.

Iyadoo tagaa Bdale Garbee wuxuu la ordayaa kubada halka Jackson uu la doodayo garsooraha. Kuwii hore ayaa ah kuwo aan dhaqdhaqaaq lahayn oo daawanaya Jackson iyo Garbee wuxuu aadayaa goolka la tartamaya. Ta dhow, ta u dhow, ta u dhow, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ... Goooooool, Gooooooooooooooool, Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooool waxaa qoray Systemd. Tagliamonte waxba ma yiraahdo ugu dambayntiina ciyaarta ayuu siinayaa. KOOXDA SYSTEMD, NATIIJADA SYSTEMD, KOOXDA SHARCIYADA EE KOOBKA DEBIANKA. NIDAAMKA AYAA NOQON DOONA CODSIGA DEFAULT EE DEBIAN GNU / LINUX, OO KA bilaabanaya Jessie. DHAMMAAN WAAD MAHADSAN TAHAY BDALEE GARBEE. Ian Jackson ayaa hada eryanaya, quilombo wuu hubeysnaa. WAXAA JIRAYA DAGAAL Xero. Ian Jackson wuxuu rabay inuu garaaco Garbee iyo Tagliamonte oo ciyaaraya. Booliska xoojinta ayaa yimid. Wax laga xumaado. Langa oo garaacaya Mouette. Glaser oo ka qoslaya qabriga. Sikastaba. Taasi waa taas. Dhinaceena waxaan macasalaamaynaynaa ilaa usbuuca dambe, markaasoo Gnome Bears ay wajihi doonaan Dragons-ka K.

Isbarbardhiggan waxaa ka sheekeeyay Diazepan, oo ah daroogada saameysa ficillada ciyaarta iyo saameynteeda.

Tani waxay ahayd, dadweynow.

Markuu saaxiib baxo, waxay ka tegayaan meel bannaan oo kaliya Turismarket ay ka buuxin karto qorshayaashooda dalxiis.

Kaalay Gonzalez, waa soo daahay.

Goor dhow ama goor dambe, taasi waa waxa ay daawatay Horley.

Kaalay, kaalay, baska ayaanu ka maqanahay, che.

Basaska loo yaqaan 'Atlantic Boat' waxaa lagu qalabeeyaa ruushka nooca Ruleboat.

Waan tagayaa, fiiri, keligaa ayaan kaaga tagayaa.

Kaliya Amaahda Debicoin waxay amaahatay laamo halkaas oo sarrifka kale ay ku leeyihiin xaruntooda.

Gonzalez, ayaa ku filan.

Ku filan, ku filan Ha badin wax intaa ka badan. Metalcard waxay maalgelisaa macaamiishooda aan xadidnayn.

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Nabad gelyo

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  1.   AGR dijo

    Aad u qosol badan, waxaan u maleynayaa in ka badan dooda iyo codeynta lafteeda.

  2.   Tabris dijo

    Mid ka mid ah qoraallada ugu wanaagsan ee aan aqriyay 15-kii sano ee la soo dhaafay.

  3.   Tavo dijo

    hahaha dhamaadka shucuurta badan xitaa way ilaaween inay ku dhajiyaan «xayaysiisyada ganacsiga» farta xD

    1.    diazepam dijo

      Iyo haa che. Hore ayaan u saxay

  4.   Tannhausser dijo

    «Oo odaygaygii iga dhigay taageere Ubuntu ...» xDDD

    Diazepan Post Fantastic! Qosolka ma joojin karo!

  5.   patodx dijo

    Aad u hal abuur leh boostada, iyo tan iyo markii aan ku jirno mawjadda kubada cagta ... Waxaan u maleynayaa in Tano Pasman la la'yahay.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXJRw_IgkoE
    Nooo nooo noooo .. waxaan ku jirnaa B… !!!!! waxaan ku jirnaa B !!! nooooo !!!!
    Waxaan u badali lahaa ...
    Nooo nooo noooo .. waxaad isticmaaleysaa Gnome Shell… !!!! waxaad isticmaaleysaa qolofta gnome !!! nooooo !!!!

    mahadsanid..mahadsanid ha dhibin .. XD

    1.    diazepam dijo

      "IYO Odaygaygii oo iga dhigay BILAASH UBUNTU", ha u malayn inaanan ku darin.

  6.   Dhalanteed dijo

    la wadaag wixii aad hesho, danaysi

  7.   Qashinka_Killer dijo

    lol aad ufiican.

    dhanka kale marhore ayaan isticmaalayaa systemd, inkasta oo aanan ogeyn hadii aan sifiican u adeegsado, maxaa yeelay fariimaha kama helo howlaha bilowga, tan u isticmaal tixraac ahaan, si aad ugu badasho nidaamka.

    https://wiki.debian.org/systemd
    http://crunchbang.org/forums/viewtopic.php?id=26311

  8.   Mika_Seido dijo

    Just weyn.

    Waxay ahayd tan ugu fiican.

  9.   faahfaahsan dijo

    Masterful .. Hadaad male male hahahaha .. Aad u fiican .. hahaha

  10.   cirka isku shareertay dijo

    Hahahaha, reps waa kuwa ugu fiican

  11.   faundokdd dijo

    Way fiicnaan laheyd in Closs ay laxiriiraan (GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL !!)

  12.   sanhuesoft dijo

    Faallooyinka Manolo Lama iyo Paco González waa la waayey….