I-carbine iyamxoxisa ukuba athathe iholide kuye faka i «windom» ukusuka ekuqaleni, ke ngoku gxotha i-hard drive yonke d: \ kwikhompyuter yomfazi wam endimthandayo… akukho lunyango: kuya kufuneka ufomathile kwaye ufake.
Izolo kufike umhlobo wakhe uLulu, lowo ngokwamazwi akhe undixelela kutyelelo ngalunye kuye "Ndibe ngumhlobo womfazi wakho ukusukela ngala mhla umama wandizala", eneenkumbulo zakhe, i-hard drive yakhe yangaphandle, njl., Kwaye bekufanele ukuba kulindelwe njani, igcwalise ikona nganye yedesktop yomfazi wam endimthandayo kunye neentsholongwane.
Emva kolo tyelelo, inkqubo yokusebenza ayikhange iqale ngokufanelekileyo kwaye xa i-desktop ekugqibeleni ibonisiwe, babonakala bengalunganga, bebhabha iifestile, imiyalezo engalindelekanga, kunye ne-fireworks ... isiphithiphithi esipheleleyo!
Akukho nto, eziziqendu ezinje ziyenzeka ekhayeni lam amaxesha ngamaxesha kwaye amaxesha ngamaxesha. Nantsi ke i-linuxero, njengoko bandibiza ngohlobo lweeqhulo, ukwenza le desktop ikhankanywe ngasentla isebenze kwakhona, ethi ngokudlula ndiyangqinisisa sisiqwenga sesinyithi somatshini ongcono kakhulu kunam.
I-odyssey yam yobuqu iqala ngokufuna ngamandla isifakeli "somoya" ... masibone, iphi i-dvd "yomoya" endithumele yona umhlobo wam 'el neozelandez, owandixelela ukuba kunzima kuye ndithengele ikopi ngolwimi lwesiSpanish ... damn, enkosi ngokulunga apha ... kulungile, masiqale.
UFederico, yehla uye kwishishini kwaye uqiniseke ukuba awutshayi i-d: \ ulwahlulo, kodwa sele uyazi into ekulindileyo ... Ndiyakubona ulele kumgangatho webalkoni ... kulungile, ufakelo sele luqalile, ke Ndizokwenza ikofu ... ndiyabucaphukela ubuqhetseba obuqhekeza iinkqubo zabo bantu bahluphekayo base-richmond, i-virginia, abasebenza nzima kakhulu ukufumana umvuzo olusizi abawuhlawulwayo ... ewe mhlekazi ... masibone, Damn it, ikofu yam ibimnandi ... kulungile ... kubonakala ngathi i "windom" sele ifakiwe ... enkosi ngokulungileyo bekungekho mfuneko yokuba ndiyiqhekeze, kuba ke ibali alide liphele.
Ngoku lelikabani ixesha? ... ahhhhh ewe, kwi-antivirus ukucoca i-tower d: ... iphi i-CD ene «nop42» endithunyelwe ngumhlobo wam ohlala 'ePatagonia'? ... nantsi iFuck! enye ibimnandi.
Ukubulawa okungummangaliso kweentsholongwane kunye nezihlobo zakhe zenza i-«nop42»! ... Ngokwenyani, ngelishwa kulungile ... kwixesha elizayo xa uLulu esiza apha, ndiza kubeka iinkumbulo zakhe kunye nediski yangaphandle ebandakanyiwe apho kufanelekileyo kwaye ngaphandle kwayo nayiphi na I-vaseline ... kulungile, ukuphela kwebali le-antivirus ... ufff!
Ndicinga ukuba utshintsho olulandelayo lolwephakeji "ofiséee" leyo ... enkosi kakhulu ukuba umhlobo wam, ewe, kwa lowo uhlala "eguinea Guinea", undithumelele -via dhl- a dvd ebendiyithengile Sebenzisa, kunye neofisi yonke ye «ofiséee» leyo ... kuba ukuba bekufanele ukuba ndiyayiqhekeza ngalo lonke ixesha ndiza kuyifaka, ndiza kuphambana ne-ksmpico okanye loo kmspico! ... umhlobo wam, 'el cubanito', angaqhekeka «nop42", Ndicinga inguqulelo yesi-6 okanye yesi-8, kwaye kuye kwafuneka ndiqale inkqubo yokusebenza "kwimowudi yokungaphumeleli", khuphela idilesi, andazi ukuba yeyiphi Andikhumbuli ukuba yeyiphi incwadi eneenkcukacha, kwaye ndenza ezinye ii-tripilingos ngaphezulu ... wow, wenzeni ngesoftware enezinto ezihonjisiweyo inkulu kakhulu ... kulungile, sele ndibeke ufakelo olupheleleyo lwe "ofisée" leyo, ukuze kamva umfazi wam oyintanda umhlobo wakhe lulu, sukukhalaza kum.
Ndisafuna i-«shromium» isikhangeli, esinye isiphequluli seMozilla Firefox, umxhasi weposi we-thunderbird, umfundi we-pdf umfundi endicinga ukuba ubizwa ngokuba ngu-«i-acrobat», «muycasa» umququzeleli wezithombe, i-winrar yasimahla, i-accelerator ye "super" iikopi "iikopi," iipakethe zenkonzo yomoya "ngeendawo ezininzi kunye nohlaziyo, umatshini oqinisekileyo wesiqithi seJava," i-fotoshom "ukuze bazonwabise ukuphinda benze iifoto kwaye bacinge ukuba bahle kakhulu, kunye neenkqubo ezininzi ezithi lulu kunye nam Umfazi othandekayo uthanda ukufakela, kuba bathi ziluncedo kakhulu ... ngokwenene kukuphambana nokubopha.
Kwaye kusafuneka ndibalise amabali alusizi kwinenekazi lekhadi levidiyo, ikhadi elilalelwayo, kunye nekhadi lenethiwekhi ye-Wi-Fi, kuba abaqhubi abaqhelekileyo abaza ne "windom" ababazi kakuhle. Ekugqibeleni, ababoneleli ngazo zonke izibonelelo abaqinisekisi bazo abavelisi bazo kunye nabaqhubi bazo abanini.
Fede, ungalibali i-K-lite Codec Pack, iFlash player, i-XYPlorer -Andazi ukuba ngubani oza nokutshintsha umphathi wefayile yemveli oza nomoya- kunye noluhlu olude lweephakeji ezigcinwe ngethamsanqa kwezona Iigigs zeenkqubo ezingama-300 ezigcinwa ngumfazi wam oyintanda kwi-hard gig yakhe engaphandle engama-500.
Kuba andifuni ukuba ngumlingiswa kumdlalo bhanyabhanya "apho umqhubi wenqwelomoya akhoyo", apho abantu ababekhwele kwinqwelo-moya yabakhweli bazibulala xa umlingisi eqala ukubalisa amabali abo, nantsi ndiyifutshane eyam:
- Ngexesha elizayo idesktop iyosuleleka womfazi wam endimthandayo, ndiza kuhlawula a ingcali «umoya> ukuyilungisa ... zisetyenziswa kakhulu ukujongana nale odyssey hayi ngqo indawo.
Ayisayi kubakho!