Ngapha sinokufumana zonke iintlobo zabantu, abantu abanethamsanqa lokudlala ngothando, abanye abangafuni ukudlala ngothando phantsi kwazo naziphi na iimeko, njl.
Ewe, nazi ezinye izimvo, ukudityaniswa kwamabinzana angama-32 geek ukuxelela amantombazana xa singekasikwa haha.
1. Uyi kernel yeLinux yam.
2. Uyi-html ye-myheart.com.
3. Ungu-1024kb kwi-megabyte yam.
4. Amehlo akho akhanya ngakumbi kunenqaba yam yeCD.
5. Tucorazon.com ikwiphepha lam lasekhaya.
6. Uyisiseko sam se-CPU.
7. I-RAM yakho izisa iiWindows ebomini.
8. Ungumhlanganisi wam wekhowudi.
9. Nguwe .gif ohambisa ubomi bam.
10. Uhlala useC: / My / Heart.
11. Ndicinga ngakumbi ngawe kunamaphepha afakwe kuGoogle.
12. Ufana neFirefox eyandikhupha kwiSihogo sokuHlola.
13. Nguwe ukungena ebomini bam.
14. Ukuba uyandivumela ndiya ku-Alt-F4 ubomi bam.
15. Xa ndikubona umjikelo wam we-CPU ukhawuleza.
16. Unezona zinto ziphambili kuluhlu lwam lwenkqubo.
17. Ungumdibanisi wezinto zam.
18. Iminqweno yakho ziodolo zam.
19. Akukho mizobo inokubonelela ngomzobo ogqibeleleyo oyi-100%.
20. Embhedeni ucocekile ngaphezulu.
21. Ngaphandle kwakho ubomi bam bungaba njengewebhu ngaphandle kweCSS.
22. Wena itshaja yam iPod.
23. Ndixelele igama lakho kwaye ndiza kongeza kwiintandokazi
24. Ungowokuqala kuGoogle ukukhangela intliziyo yam.
25. Unamalungelo engcambu ebomini bam.
26. Amagama akho ane-IRQ esezantsi kum.
27. I-Mac OS X yam inomona ngobuhle bakho.
28. Sisonke sisebenza njengeprosesa engumbini.
29. Ndine-RSS feed yeengcinga zakho.
30. Inkqubo yam yokusebenza iya kubusika xa ungekho ecaleni kwam.
31. Ndingathanda ukuba sisongelo kwi-USB yakho.
32. Nawe andidingi kutsala Ukutshintsha.
33. Iintliziyo zethu zivumelanisa ngeWifi.
Ndiyifumene apha kodwa ndizilungisile iimpazamo, iimpazamo zokwenza izinto kwaye ndizibalile kakuhle.
Ewe, akukho nto, masibone ukuba nabani na uzama nantoni na kwaye asixelele ukuba ihamba njani
Yep yep .. Ndicinga ukuba uthi kwintombazana: Uyi-kernel yentliziyo yam, kodwa awunabunye entlokweni yakho, akunjalo? indlela yokubonisa ukuhleka
Ndizinqumle ngala mabinzana, ubukhulu becala ndikwazile ukubiza umntu omhle kakhulu "mhle. Kwaye akukho zi-linuxes kunye nobudala bam nokuba, bonke badala kunam
Ngapha koko la mabinzana enzelwe abo baneengxaki zomtshato HAHAHA
Ugqibile ufuna ukuphelisa i-elav ezihlwempuzekileyo, ingxaki leyo ndiqinisekile ukuba sele yoyisiwe, kodwa uyamnika ukumba amanxeba amadala, ukhohlakele, hahahahahaha.
Ngokwenyani kutheni ndingafuni ukuba nentombazana endiyithandayo, andifuni ukuba intombazana indibone ndinomsindo kwaye ibone indlela endiqala ngayo ukukhala okanye ukubetha
Zilungile kakhulu ndiyayithanda inombolo ye-15, kodwa kuya kufuneka uyibandakanye le: Ndiyakudinga njengomsebenzisi weWindows ufuna inkxaso yobuchwephesha.
Haha kulungile, ii-windoleros ezihlwempuzekileyo
31. Ndingathanda ukuba sisisongelo se-USB yakho. Oku kuvakala njengokulalana.
Ndithumele i-imeyile nje
Ilangajuajuajua zilunge kakhulu, kodwa kweyokuqala zinokujongeka ngcono ngolu hlobo: Uyi-GNU kernel yam
Ichanekileyo ngokuchanekileyo njengoko usitsho
Haha ulunge kakhulu, ndiyithandile le nto:
21. Ngaphandle kwakho ubomi bam bungaba njengewebhu ngaphandle kweCSS.
Ndilahlekile umdwelisi wenkqubo "uyi-CSS ye-HTML yam" 😀