Udliwanondlebe Nesibindi noMark Shuttlewoth [Humor]

Abantu abaqhele ukufikelela <° iLinux kusenokwenzeka ukuba baqaphele ukuba kukho iqela elithile labasebenzisi (ngqo zi-2) ezenza ukumelana ne- Canonical, Ubuntu kwaye konke oku kubandakanya.

Ngu WikiFreaks Udliwanondlebe olufutshane olwenziweyo yenye yeetrolls esizithandayo kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo UMark Shuttleworth, kwaye sifuna ukwabelana ngayo nani nonke. Lumkiswa, ukuba unabantwana abancinci okanye ungabalandeli Ubuntu, kungcono ungafundi.

Isibindi: Nangona ungamkelekanga, molweni. Sonke siyazi ukuba ungubani, umntu ozicingela yedwa kunye nohlekisayo ocinga kuphela ngokwenza imali ngeendleko ze-Ubuntosos, ke awudingi kwaziswa.
UMarko: ¬¬

Isibindi: Ingcinga kabani eyintlekele yayikukudala Ubuntu?
UMarko: Kulungile eyam. Xa ndabona lonto Debian Khange ndikhuphe mali kuye.

Isibindi: Ngaba u-bastard? Ke sele uyifezekisile injongo yakho, akunjalo?
UMarko: Yikholwe okanye ungakholelwa, mfana, ndilahlekelwe kakhulu ndizama ukuphumelela ngaphezulu.

Isibindi: Ndonwabile, kodwa ndixelele xa kufuneka Ubuntu Ngaba iza kude?
UMarko: Demethi wena!!! Ubuntu buya kuhlala ngonaphakade.

Isibindi: Ndinamava amabi kwi-distro yakho. Ubuntu Ungakhe undivumele ndiyisebenzise ngaphandle kweencukuthu?
UMarko: Ndicinga ukuba i-Bug ayiveli Ubuntu, i-Bug nguwe. Ubuntu isebenza ngokuhle kakhulu kwilaptop yam (uDell). Ayilotyala lam ukuba awukwazi ukufumana izixhobo ezilungileyo.

Isibindi: Kutheni uyibekile lonto Ukungabonakali -Andikhumbuli nokuba ibizwa njani- phambi kwayo Canonical ukuba ekugqibeleni usengubuso be Ubuntu?
UMarko: Ukhohlakele UJane silber. Uyi-CEO ngoku, ndihlala ndenza izigqibo zokuchukumisa iibhola zakho.

Isibindi: Kakuhle kakhulu. Ukuthetha ngezigqibo, ubucinga ntoni xa usenza isigqibo sokwenza njalo ubunye?
UMarko: Ukuphucula amava omsebenzisi we GNU / Linux..

Isibindi: Uthetha ukuba, ekukhupheleni $ Umsebenzi kaJobe kunye naye IMac O $.
UMarko: Ikopi ligama elibanzi kakhulu kwaye linokuba libi okanye lithuke. Ndikubiza ngokuba ndiboleka ezinye izimvo.

Isibindi: Kodwa ucinga ukuba awucingi kangakanani Ubuntu Ngaba ikhona into oyenzileyo eluntwini?
UMarko: Kakhulu kakhulu. Ubuntu ihlala ihlaziya. Idale kwaye iya kudlulisa awona mava mahle ekusebenziseni GNU / Linux. Sithatha okona kulungileyo kwe Fedora o Debian kwaye siyayiphucula, siyayandisa kwaye sibeka isitampu sayo kuyo. Ke asizigcini kwaye asabelani nabanye ngazo. Kungenxa yoko le nto singabona bagqwesileyo.

Isibindi: Kodwa uya kuba ngumntwana * & $ # @! # $ # @% &
UMarko: Ewe, kwaye ndingusozigidi kwaye awunjalo.

Isibindi: Demethi wena!!
UMarko: Kanjanlo nakuwe.

Ngezizathu ezicacileyo asibaxeleli ukuba kwenzeke ntoni emva koko. Kwakukho ubundlobongela, umothuko kunye nokufakwa kwe igophe.. Ndiyathemba ukuba uyonwabele.

Siyaxolisa ngokungalunganga kwabadlali ababandakanyekayo.

Shiya uluvo lwakho

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  3. Umthetho: Imvume yakho
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  1.   nano sitsho

    Ukucofa ngokuhleka xD. Ngokucacileyo ayiveli ebantwini kodwa kwimeko, yinto nje ehlekisayo xD

  2.   I-KZKG ^ iGaara <"iLinux sitsho

    HAHAHAJAJAJAJA Mkhulu HAHAHAJAJAJA !!!

  3.   isibindi sitsho

    Haha ngoku inye kuphela evela komnye u-Eduar2 engekhoyo, kwaye kwixesha elizayo andizukunika zimvo hahahaha.

    Ngendlela, ngesele ubekile eminye imizimba endingeyiyo leyo anorexic hahaha

  4.   Oscar sitsho

    HAHAHAHAHA, elav, yimalini imali «isibindi ayibeke ukuze umqalise ngokuzinza, ngoku bazokubalwela njengeankile i-CNN, Fox, BBC Mundo, njl njl njl njl njl. , uphumelele uninzi lwabasebenzisi beentshaba, HAHAHAHA.

    PD: Kwingcinga yesibini, ndicinga ukuba uluvo lwalufunwa ngu-elav kodwa woyika iziphumo kwaye waqhekeka.

    1.    isibindi sitsho

      Ndizifumene ezo ntshaba zo-Ubuntu ukusukela ngoJanuwari ngokuphawula ngeMuyUbuntu

  5.   Holmes sitsho

    isibindi esihle kakhulu.
    vlwfwi, Holmes

    1.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara <"iLinux sitsho

      Wow kude kube nini 🙂
      Ngaba uyibonile into entsha kule ndawo 😀?

  6.   I-elav <° iLinux sitsho

    Hahaha ndenze inqaku kwaye ngalo lonke ixesha ndilifunda ndicinga ukuba isibindi sinika umphathi uMark hahaha.

  7.   Shumi elinantathu sitsho

    NgokukaFreud, intiyo nothando ayizizo izinto ezichaseneyo nezixhobo zengqondo, kodwa zombini zinokuba ziziphumo zonxibelelwano olungasonjululwanga kunye nomnqweno. Okanye uthethe ngolwimi oluhlanganayo: Unokuthiya kuphela into oyithandayo. Heh

    Ukubulisa

    1.    I-elav <° iLinux sitsho

      Zange watsho ngcono. Kwaye bendihlala ndixelela isibindi: Uyabuthanda uBuntu.

      1.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara <"iLinux sitsho

        Ngoku uya kuqala ukuqalekisa, ukuphikisa nayo yonke into ... iya kuba kungenxa yokuba inyaniso ibuhlungu, akunjalo? HAHA

      2.    isibindi sitsho

        Uthando? Ngokukhethekileyo lingena lelo gama kwisigama sam. Ukuba ndikuxelele inani labantu endibavumele ukuba bangenise elo gama kwisigama sam ... hahahahahaha.

        Into ethethwa liShumi elinesithathu ibonakala inengqiqo kum kwelinye icala kuba abo bafunda iibhloko zeLinux abakuthinteli ukubona amanqaku malunga noBuntu (anditsho ukuba uwafunde kuba andiqhele ukwenza loo nto)

        I-KZKG ^ iGaara <"iLinux
        Kuthunyelwe nge-19 kaNovemba ngo-2011 ngo-5: 04 PM

        Ngoku uya kuqala ukuqalekisa, ukuphikisa nayo yonke into ... iya kuba kungenxa yokuba inyaniso ibuhlungu, akunjalo? HAHA

        Jonga, andikhange ndibengathi kudala, izakuba ngoba andiboni ubpoints

  8.   Oscar sitsho

    Isibindi «Intatheli yonyaka» iphumelele i-Ubuntucito de oro, ndithetha iqhosha elincinci legolide, HAHAHAHA.

  9.   UCarlos-Xfce sitsho

    Ha ha ha ha ha, yayintle! Ndiyithandile ukusuka emfanekisweni, hilarious. Ndicinga ukuba le bhlog ayinakufana ngaphandle kwesibindi. Ndiyathemba ukuba luzakubakhona udliwanondlebe okanye amanqaku anje, ngoncedo lweNkalipho.

  10.   Pablo sitsho

    Kulunge kakhulu! Ubukrelekrele kakhulu kwaye uhlekise.
    Imibuliso kunye nokuvuyisana nebhlog yakho!
    UPawulos.

    1.    isibindi sitsho

      Yiza, ukuba umphathi wam ulapha

      1.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara <"iLinux sitsho

        WTF !!!!
        Windows Vista?

        1.    isibindi sitsho

          Ngelixa ndifumana idatha ndiyakwazi ukuphawula ngaxeshanye

          1.    Oscar sitsho

            Y desde Linux no se pueden sacar datos?, yo pregunto por las dudas.

          2.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara <"iLinux sitsho

            Ngaba laa nkalipho ekugqibeleni uyayithanda ifestile HAHA

          3.    isibindi sitsho

            Ndifumana idatha yokufaka iLinux

            1.    I-elav <° iLinux sitsho

              Windows XP? Imood yakho ibangele ukuba uxinezeleke kwaye usebenzise iiWindows?


          4.    isibindi sitsho

            Misa uxinzelelo lokuba ngoku into abandinika yona ngumsindo phantse mihla le

    2.    I-elav <° iLinux sitsho

      Gracias Pablo y Bienvenido a DesdeLinux… ^^

    3.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara <"iLinux sitsho

      Enkosi kwaye wamkelekile uPablo, kulungile ukuba ufunde elinye ilungu le-L apha 😀
      Phendula nge quote

  11.   mzantsi_web sitsho

    Inxalenye yokuqala indibulele:

    isibindi: Nangona ungamkelekanga, molweni. Sonke siyazi ukuba ungubani, umntu ozicingela yedwa kunye nohlekisayo ocinga kuphela ngokwenza imali ngeendleko ze-Ubuntosos, ke awudingi kwaziswa.
    uphawu:¬¬

    X'D

    1.    umoscosov sitsho

      hahahahahahaha nakum, ndiyayichitha intsini.

  12.   kuGabriela sitsho

    LMAO

    Udliwanondlebe ubeka imisebenzi kaStevie nini?

    1.    isibindi sitsho

      Kungenxa yokuba ndiyamthanda kancinci kunale ndoda, kodwa ndisamthanda ngakumbi kuneBill Gay.

      Okokuqala ukuba u-Eduar2 udliwanondlebe noTito Mark, ke akukho mthetho we-funnel hahaha

  13.   UArturo Molina sitsho

    Ndingomnye wee-ubuntosos, kodwa akukho namnye wabo babiweyo, kwaye hahaha, yintoni ehlekisayo. Ndiyavumelana neencukuthu kwaye andibuthandi ubunye.

  14.   adalbert sitsho

    WTF !!!!!!! ajajajajaaj ilungile leyo bantwana ahahahaha, ndisahleka .. kuyinyani ukuba ukudlala ezona nyaniso zixelelweyo ahahahahahahahahahahahaha