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Umfanekiso uthathiwe kwaye waguqulwa ukusuka kwi-Deviantart

I-nerd1: Mka!!! Umama weza kundishiya a Tshintsha uTshintsho Kuyo yonke into ekufuneka ndiyenzile
I-nerd2: Kodwa awukho egumbini lakho?

I-nerd1:  Ewe, kodwa apha unokufikelela njenge Ingcambu. Inokufikelela kwindandatho yokhuseleko kwikheneli yegumbi lam.
I-nerd2: Uff !! Eyam ine sudo ngezithintelo. Ndinomonakalo omkhulu kangangokuba sele endiphosele yena / dev / null

I-nerd1: Andikho kwalapha iqela "lesine". Yonke into ilawulwa nguye. Ndicinga ukuba inyuke yaya kwi Itonela leSSH ukusuka emnyango wakho uye kwam.
I-nerd2: Emva koko beka Firewall emnyango.

I-nerd1: Akukho ndoda hayi, ukuba umama wam ungcono kunaye Ongaziwayo, ityibilika apho ifuna khona naxa ifuna khona.
I-nerd2: Kwaye kwenzeka ntoni xa iTrojan ingena egumbini lakho?

I-nerd1: ITrojan? Ukuba umama wam usebenza ngakumbi kunayo nayiphi na intsholongwane. Intsholongwane yokugqibela bendinayo iintsuku ezimbini. Into endonwabe ngayo, kuba bendinolawulo lwekhredithi yam kune KWallet.
I-nerd2: Ewe siza kuhlala URaj noHoward ke.

I-nerd1: ¬¬
I-nerd2: 😀

Qaphela: Kwabo bangakhange baqonde, ukucaciswa kwamathandabuzo kumagqabaza ...


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  1.   isibindi sitsho

    Andizihoyi izinto zokutshintsha, ndiye kwibhola yam

  2.   imvulube sitsho

    hehe isigubungelo esihle, kwaye ndaziva ndibonakalisiwe kuyo, yinyani yembali!

    1.    efanelekileyo sitsho

      ibali

  3.   zekisoft sitsho

    hahahaahahahahahaha kuhle kakhuluooo ingakumbi xa bedlala umxholo we-TBBT uthotho haahaha ...., bendicinga @elav akanangqondo yoburharha ^ _ ^ jeejej

  4.   nano sitsho

    Ngaba uyazi ukuba yintoni ehlekisayo? Le ncoko yenzekile phakathi kwe-elav kunye nam xD

    1.    I-elav <° iLinux sitsho

      Buenoo nano, ayisiyiyo yonke intetho, kunoko yinxalenye yoomama nezo .. hahahaha jonga lonto ke bacinga ukuba sifana noRaj no Howard ¬¬

      1.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara sitsho

        INDLELA YOKUBONISA UKUHLEKA!!! nah andicingi njalo, nantsi i-weirdo uyazi ukuba ngubani … INDLELA YOKUBONISA UKUHLEKA!!!

  5.   I-KZKG ^ iGaara sitsho

    pacman -Rd mama kwaye ndiyakuxelela ... ibali lelinye.
    Okanye, ukuze ungabi ngqongqo kangaka hahaha:
    iptables -I-INPUT -p bonke -oomama -d kwigumbi lokulala -j YENZA

    INDLELA YOKUBONISA UKUHLEKA!!!

  6.   UTina Toledo sitsho

    Ukusuka kumfanekiso bendicinga ukuba isihloko sithetha ngawo The Beatles 🙁

    1.    I-elav <° iLinux sitsho

      Ngaba ikhona indlela yokuqhagamshela iiBeattles neOpenSource? 😀

      1.    UTina Toledo sitsho

        Andazi ... enye ngasekhohlo ayikho lennon?

        1.    I-elav <° iLinux sitsho

          Hahaha hayi, nguHoward, umlinganiswa ovela kwiThe Big Bang Theory 🙂

          1.    UTina Toledo sitsho

            INDLELA YOKUBONISA UKUHLEKA! Ndiyazi ... andinguye umlandeli woluhlu, kodwa ndiyamazi, kodwa akabonakali ngathi uyathanda lennon?

          2.    UTina Toledo sitsho

            Jonga ... jonga oku, kuzokuhlekisa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3URLF0uAF0E

    2.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara sitsho

      Esi sisipho esincinci esenzelwe wena 😉
      http://artescritorio.com/wallpapers-de-los-beatles
      http://artescritorio.com/wallpaper-del-dia-34

      😀
      Ndicinga ukuba fan yabo ayizukubaninzi, kodwa imvakalelo kunye nenjongo yeyona nto ibalulekileyo, akunjalo? 😀

      1.    I-elav <° iLinux sitsho

        Ekugqibeleni Inkalipho izakulunga .. Hahahaha uyadlala 😛

        1.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara sitsho

          Ndiyakwazi ukumelana nobubhanxa benkalipho, ukwenza okufanayo nangeyakho akukho ngxaki hahaha

          1.    I-elav <° iLinux sitsho

            Wowu !! Unjani uMnu Maduro okoko wafunda ukusebenza ngee-IPTables.

            1.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara sitsho

              Nantsi enye engeyiyo i-IPTable:
              mv ~ / umama / ikhaya / igumbi || ikati ~ / umama> / ikhaya / igumbi && rm ~ / mama 😉


        2.    isibindi sitsho

          Haha kunjalo ndinayo.

          Ngokwazi kwam, uKitty okanye uAlba abaziphiwanga izipho

      2.    UTina Toledo sitsho

        Thanx kakhulu… downloadin '🙂

  7.   v3on sitsho

    Ngubani na okuqonde konke, nokuba kuhle okanye kubi? ijajajajaj XD

    1.    I-KZKG ^ iGaara sitsho

      INDLELA YOKUBONISA UKUHLEKA!!!!

    2.    alboNica sitsho

      Kuhle kakhulu

  8.   ICubaRed sitsho

    Incoko intle kakhulu, haha ​​kulungile.

  9.   UnxibelelwanoLeonardopc1991 sitsho

    Hahaha ulunge kakhulu

  10.   UEcko sitsho

    Incoko emnandi hehehe