Eduzane lapha singathola zonke izinhlobo zabantu, abantu abanebhadi lokudlala ngothando, abanye abangafuni ukudlala ngothando ngaphansi kwanoma yiziphi izimo, njll.
Nayi eminye imibono, ukuhlanganiswa kwamabinzana angama-32 geek ukutshela amantombazane lapho singanqunywanga haha.
1. Uyi-kernel ye-Linux yami.
2. Uyi-html ye-myheart.com.
3. Ungu-1024kb we-megabyte yami.
4. Amehlo akho akhanya kakhulu kunombhoshongo wami we-CD.
5. ITucorazon.com isekhasini lami lasekhaya.
6. Uyisokhethi lami le-CPU.
7. I-RAM yakho yenza iWindows yami iphile.
8. Ungumhlanganisi wekhodi yami.
9. Uwena .gif ophilisa impilo yami.
10. Uhlala uku-C: / My / Heart.
11. Ngicabanga kakhulu ngawe kunamakhasi akhonjwe yi-Google.
12. Ufana neFirefox engikhiphe eHell Explorer.
13. Ungukungena kwempilo yami.
14. Uma ungivumela ngenze i-Alt-F4 ibe yimpilo yami.
15. Lapho ngikubona umjikelezo wami we-CPU uyashesha.
16. Unokubaluleke kakhulu ohlwini lwenqubo yami.
17. Ungumxhumanisi wezinto zami.
18. Izifiso zakho ziyimiyalo kimi.
19. Ayikho imidwebo enganikeza inani lakho eliphelele ngo-100%.
20. Embhedeni uhlanzekile ngokweqile.
21. Ngaphandle kwakho impilo yami ibizofana newebhu ngaphandle kwe-CSS.
22. Uyishaja yami ye-iPod.
23. Ngitshele igama lakho futhi ngizokungeza kuzintandokazi
24. Ungowokuqala ku-Google ukusesha inhliziyo yami.
25. Unamalungelo empande empilweni yami.
26. Amagama akho ane-IRQ ephansi kakhulu kimi.
27. IMac OS X yami inomona ngobuhle bakho.
28. Sisonke sinjenge-processor-core.
29. Nginokuphakelwa kwe-RSS kwemicabango yakho.
30. Uhlelo lwami lokusebenza lungena ebusika lapho ungekho eceleni kwami.
31. Ngingathanda ukuba isikhashana nge-USB yakho.
32. Ngawe angidingi ukudonsa uSwap.
33. Izinhliziyo zethu zivumelanisa i-Wifi.
Ngikuthole ku lapha kepha ngiwalungisile amaphutha athile, amaphutha we-syntactic futhi ngiwabalile kahle.
Hhayi-ke, akukho lutho, ake sibheke ukuthi ukhona yini ozama noma yini futhi asitshele ukuthi kuhamba kanjani
Yep yep .. Ngicabanga ukuthi uthi entombazaneni: Uyimbewu yenhliziyo yami, kepha awunabo ubunye ekhanda lakho, akunjalo? I-LOL
Ngazisika ngaleyo misho, ikakhulukazi ngikwazile ukubiza umuntu omuhle ngempela "omuhle." Futhi awekho ama-linuxra angontanga yami nawo, wonke amadala kunami
Noma kunjalo le misho eyenzelwe nina eninezinkinga zomshado HAHAHA
Ngokunquma ufuna ukuqeda i-elav empofu, leyo nkinga nginesiqiniseko sokuthi isinqotshiwe vele, kepha uyinika ukumba amanxeba amadala, umubi, hahahahahahaha.
Ngempela kungani ngingafuni ukuba nentombi isimilo sami esibi, angifuni intombazane ingibone ngithukuthele futhi ibone ukuthi ngiqala kanjani ukumemeza noma ukushaya
Zinhle kakhulu ngithanda inombolo 15, kepha kufanele ufake lokhu: Ngiyakudinga njengomsebenzisi weWindows udinga ukwesekwa kwezobuchwepheshe.
Haha kuhle, ama-windoleros ampofu
31. Ngingathanda ukuba yisikhangiso se-USB yakho. Lokhu kuzwakala njengokuya ocansini.
Ngikuthumele i-imeyili
I-juajuajuajua zilunge kakhulu, kepha kweyokuqala kuzobukeka kangcono kanjena: Uyinhlamvu ye-GNU yami
Kunembile njengoba usho
Haha muhle kakhulu, ngiyithandile le nto:
21. Ngaphandle kwakho impilo yami ibizofana newebhu ngaphandle kwe-CSS.
Ngiphuthelwa umqambi wohlelo "Uyi-CSS ye-HTML yami" 😀