[HUMOR] ICanonical, Canonipple, Microsoftnical

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NgoLwesibili, Novemba 12, 2013 Ukuvuselelwa kokugcina: 5:24 PM ET

Imininingwane Mayelana Nokuvuza Okusha Kwezinsizakalo Zenkolo

ICanonical isanda kudalula imininingwane ngezinsizakalo zayo ezintsha ezifana ncamashi nalezi zeMicrosoft ne-Apple:

Amaphrojekthi Azayo we-Canonical:
-GLbox, GLbox 360 ne-GLbox ONE
-CanoniMail
-Skypuntu
-Canonibook noma i-Facenonical
-Shuttleworth Foundation
-Canonitube
-Ihhovisi leCanonical 2014
-Ihhovisi leCanonical 365
-Canonical Thwebula Isikhungo
Ubuso beCanonical
-Canonical Canonical
-Ubuntu Azure
Umcwaningi We-inthanethi weCanonical
-Ubuntu Intune
-iPabuntu
-iPhobuntu
-iPobuntu
-iMabuntu
-iUbuntuBook
-iUbuntuBook AIR
-Isisekelo seCanonical
-Spain Ubuntu (Izwe LaseCanonical)
-I-United States Ubuntosos (Izwe LaseCanonical)
-Ukutholwa kweLinux
-Canonimonsanto
-Twithuntu
-CPL Ilayisense Yomphakathi Eyi-Canonical
-Ubuntu
-Ubuntosos (Inkolo)
-Ukutholwa kwe-FromLinux - <»Linux
-Iqanjwe kabusha kusuka ku- <»Linux isuka ku-Ubuntu - <» Ubuntu
-CWWW (Canonical web wide)
-UWTP (Ubuntu Web Transfer Protocol)

Ukuqondana kwezinto noma icebo leCanonical okuthile?


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  1.   UHugo Iturrieta kusho

    HAHA kuhle kakhulu kwe-Canonical.
    Mhlawumbe lezo zinsizakalo zazihlelwe ngaphambi kokuba khona kweMicrosoft kepha zazingaphambi kwazo.

    1.    UGibran barrera kusho

      HAHAHAJAJAJAJJA

      Kwakunokuthi yayinezinsizakalo eziningi kakhulu nokuthi ibigxile kwi-pc hhayi ekuzuleni lapho i-Icosa ne-Android sebenayo ingxenye.

  2.   URené Lopez kusho

    Lungiselela ukubuswa komhlaba kwe-Canonical ..
    IPlanethi yoMhlaba izoba yiPlanethi Ubuntu ..
    Yini esivele ikhona? Sikulwelwe! XD

  3.   nsimbi666 kusho

    Cela i-LOL

  4.   eliotime3000 kusho

    Ngisola ukuthi nini Isibindi ubeke amazwana ngenye i-imeyili.

  5.   phumlani kusho

    Wadlula ngokweqile ngeCanonimonsanto. Njengoba abezemvelo bekufunda, uyabethusa.

  6.   I-Cocolio kusho

    Hahahahaha I shit ngokuhleka !!!!

  7.   Ozkar kusho

    Muahahahahaha! Kuhle!

  8.   UJesu U-Israyeli Perales Martinez kusho

    hjahjahjahjahja from ubuntu lol

  9.   urKh kusho

    Ba dum tsssss

  10.   izinga kusho

    I-XDD uzoyibona njengehlaya, kepha okungenani into ye-Ubuntu Azure isivele iyi-XDD

    1.    eliotime3000 kusho

      En Kubuntu, Xubuntu y Lubuntu. Akunjena?

    2.    U-Ivan Molina kusho

      Ubuntu Cloud, angikhumbulanga ukuthi i-Ubuntu Azure isivele ikhona: Ubuntu Cloud

      1.    eliotime3000 kusho

        Futhi ayinayo i-OS-Tan yayo esemthethweni.

  11.   I-F3niX kusho

    Angiboni lutho olubi ukuthi bathatha imibono kwabanye futhi bayisebenzise kwisoftware yamahhala nangokuxhaswa yinkampani ... angizange ngiyiqonde ihlaya ...

  12.   Wisp kusho

    UMark uhlale enza konke okusemandleni ukusenza simomotheka, futhi kulokhu uhleko oluhle: http://twitter.com/brizno/status/400723082647588864/photo/1

  13.   pvv92 kusho

    Skypuntu !! ICanonical Office 365 XDDDD!

  14.   phumlani kusho

    Ah, ukhohlwe eyodwa. IShuttleworth Space Taxi. Kuvivinywa yisivakashi sesikhala sesibili emlandweni.

    1.    U-Ivan Molina kusho

      Hahaha kuhle lokho ...
      I-CASA (Canonical Aeronautics and Space Administration)
      Ukubingelela!
      -Ivan

  15.   ongenagama kusho

    Yebo, ukuhlekwa nokugxekwa okuningi kweCanonnical ngokuvulela iMicrosoft njengeRed-Hat ngemizamo yokuncintisana nabo nokuvula amandla emakethe yeLinux (masingakhohlwa ukuthi indodana enkulu yolahleko ka-Ubuntu kaDebian, no fedora , indlalifa yaleyo Red -Hat kuqala, bafuna ukuqhudelana ne-apula ne-microsoft, beshiya eceleni i-linux distros, leyo yindlela izinqubomgomo zabo ezikukhombisa ngayo) NGENXA YOKUTHI ASIKHOHLWA NOMA SINGANAKI ISISEKELWE KWAMAFILOSOFI E-ABSURD OHLOBO LWE-FANATIC-STALLMAN: U-LINUX UNESIKHUNGO ESIKHULU NJENGOMAKI, SOKWENZA IMALI.Yingakho iWindows ne-Apple bethatha imibono yeLinux bayifaka ezinhlelweni zabo ngempumelelo. ICannonical ne-Ubuntu ifuna ukufinyelela kulawo mazinga (amaligi amakhulu, ngomqondo ongokomfanekiso) futhi ngethemba kuzoba, ngoba, ngokwesibonelo, uDebian, uDebian wami othandekayo, ngayo yonke into esebenza kahle, ayinalo ikusasa uma iqhubeka njengoba iqhubeka, njenge-Arch (Gentoo, Slackware kanye ne-BSDs sebephenduka ubugovu nje Ubuntu akafuni ukuba yi-geek. Distro plus, search conv Ukuba inketho ye-apula noma ye-Windows-level kernel kudeskithophu nakumaseva nakumadivayisi eselula. Ngubani ku-Linux othuthela kulezo zindawo? AKEKHO MUNTU, yi-Canonnical nje.

    1.    U-Ivan Molina kusho

      Ungakuthathi ngokungathi sína kangako, isihloko sithi HUMOR, Canonical kungaba inkampani engathandeki ngandlela thile, kepha ngenxa yaleyo nkampani kunabantu abaningi kuLinux 😉
      Mayelana! U-Ivan

    2.    i-fistro kusho

      Iqiniso! Kuphela yi-Canonical innovates, futhi ngokwesibonelo ibonile ukuthi ezinkampanini kukhona amaseva we-linux namawindows futhi inikeza i-console eyodwa ukuphatha womabili lawa ma-linux nama-windows server ...
      Ah, cha, ngiyaxolisa, bangitshela kolunye ulayini ukuthi i-SUSE iyona evuselela:
      http://www.networkworld.com/community/blog/manage-linux-server-microsoft-system-center-suse-goes-it

      1.    yo kusho

        +1

    3.    yo kusho

      I-EPIC: FACEPALM:

  16.   Ñandekuera kusho

    Kuhle.
    Iphinde ilungiselele imidlalo yeselula. Phakathi kwazo kukhona: Ama-Fanboys Angry, i-Cut The Kernel neKillall vs Zombies.

    1.    Ikhukhi kusho

      "Abalandeli Abathukuthele" lol

  17.   guzman6001 kusho

    << >

    Ngife ngihleka ngaleyo xDDDD

  18.   UBryan Rodriguez kusho

    ICanonical kade yenza into engajwayelekile, kepha kulungile ngezinjongo zokumaketha.

  19.   UMnuNadix kusho

    Iwebhu yomhlaba wonke ebhaliwe

    XD

  20.   UMnuNadix kusho

    IMacOS X? Ngivela ku-xubuntu 14.04. WTF?