[Uluvo lweSatirical] I-GNU yezeNtlalontle: Njani ihenyukazi eliqwalaseleyo eliguqule inethiwekhi yenethiwekhi yehippie ukuba ibe yinethiwekhi yoluntu eqhelekileyo.

Endaweni kwiwebhu, ogama lakhe andifuni ukulikhumbula, iqonga lasimahla nelabelwe indawo elibizwa ngokuba yiStatusNet lavela kungekudala, eyona node identi.ca yayo yayiqhele ukuhambisa iihipp ezininzi ezazifuna i-twitter yasimahla.

Ngo-2013, identi.ca ishiya impompoo entsha kunye neStatusNet iba yi-GNU yeNtlalontle. Kwakuloo nyaka mnye, uninzi lweehippie zaqala ukwamkela ezi network (kunye ne-diaspora kunye nabanye) ikakhulu ngenxa yezityhilelo ze-Snowden.

Nangona kunjalo kubonakala ngathi ziihippie kuphela ezazifuna ukujoyina, kuba yayingabo kuphela ababenenkxalabo ngenkululeko nakubucala. Abanye babekhululeke ngakumbi kunxibelelwano lwasembindini kunye namawakawaka abalandeli, usapho kunye nabahlobo abasenyongweni, imidlalo yabo, i-bullshit yabo kawonkewonke, iifoto zabo zamalungu omzimba, njl.

Kude kufike umhla we-GNU / Mufa. NgoLwesibini, nge-13 kaJanuwari, 2015.

Ngolo suku usiba lwepeni kunye nembongi ye-napkin kunye noluvo oluvela kwi-twitterer bar elizibiza @barbijaputa, yafumana i-tweet ekhubekisayo evela ku @isaacj malunga nokugcina abaguli be-hepatitis c. @barbijaputa kwabelwana ngokubanjwa kwaloo tweet kwaye "wasibuyisa isithuko" kwaye emva kwethutyana wafumana i-imeyile evela ku-twitter esithi iakhawunti yakhe imisiwe ... ... ngokwabelana nge-tweet ekhubekisayo eyayingeyoyakhe (kwaye ngenjongo yokuphendula Isikhalazo). Ke, zombini kwibhlog yakhe (kufuneka bacinezele iqhosha lokumisa ukuze bayifunde, ine-plugin esebenza kwilogu) nakwindawo ebalulekileyo ye iingeli.es (Apho naye wadibana khona) waqala ukukhalaza ngokungathi wayeyindodakazi ka-Violencia Rivas kunye no-Tano Pasman ababenabo ngobusuku benkanuko. Ukuba umgaqo-nkqubo wokunyanzeliswa yi-bullshit, ukuba ukuthengiswa kwedatha yangasese yenye ye-bullshit, ukuba @isaacj yi-bullshit yokuba ngumlandeli othembekileyo we-Intereconomía, njl.

Phakathi kwabagqabazi ababemxhasa, ubuncinci bekukho ihippie ezimbini okanye ezimbini zokucebisa ukuba azame iinethiwekhi zasimahla (kanye njengoko i-Islamic State yanika i-diaspora itrayi elungileyo). Kwaye wawuthanda umbono. Bade bachaza indawo ye-GNU yeNtlalo ebizwa ngokuba yi-quitter.

Emva kokujoyina inethiwekhi, le node yaqala ukufumana isiphithiphithi sabalandeli abajoyina inode enye yeka.se. Ngokukhawuleza imithombo yeendaba yayisithi iintloko zezihloko "Yeka, le yi-Twitter engacaciswanga kwaye ichasene nongxowankulu" (Seee, anarcobolches kuphela, konke kungenxa yesibhengezo esibi esithi bafuna ukuyeka iinkonzo zekapitali). Ukusuka kwi-Europapress ukuya eRashiya namhlanje, ukusuka e-El País ukuya kwi Uqoqosho lwangaphakathi. UAlberto Moshpirit, uAdrian Perales, uVictorhck kunye nabasebenzi bonke base-El Binario babekhupha iinwele zabo ngolwazi olungachanekanga, kodwa kwangaxeshanye badanisa ngomlenze omnye kwisandi seDanzas Hungaras de Brahms. I-tweeter ekhutshiwe iphumelele kwiintsuku ezimbini zokuba yintoni abanqwenela ukuba bayifumene emva kweenyanga neenyanga zokunyamezela nokudlala.

Namhlanje, sele ikhona iseva españolukongeza kwi ezininzi sele zikhona (le olunye uluhlu igqityiwe). UAlberto naye ubhale inani lamakhonkco aluncedo Okwangaphakathi, ngelixa kusenziwa izicwangciso zokucaphukisa intombazana ye-facebook ukuba iye kufudukela kwelinye ilizwe. @nqabamatshazi Ufumene iakhawunti yakhe ye-twitter kwaye ngoku usebenzisa iiakhawunti zakhe zombini.

E @isaacj? Sifanele sibabulele ubuncinci.

Ngokuka-El País, kuya kufuneka undibulele ngokufumana zonke ii-perroflautas zokuya eQuitter: http://t.co/qDp4d6XqnN #Wamkelekile

-Isaacj (@isaacj) January 17, 2015

LADRAN SANCHOOOOOOOOOOOO.