Today I am not motivated to write. Intelligent beings will be able to grasp that my state of mind has a lot to do with the title of this post, so that is why I ask you: How are mothers-in-law similar to viruses?
I myself answer them: THROUGHOUT!!!. I have a stress level that you cannot imagine. I shit on everything that moves and the masochistic bastard who invented mothers-in-law. They are a fucking plague, they sneak into your things, your life, your relationship and only serve to annoy and screw you at all hours.
To top it off, one has to look good with them in order to please the daughter of a *** so that one's girlfriend / wife is happy. I do not know how they manage so that after you spend your life making the ball, the very daughters of your mother turn against you saying that all the fault is ours, pretending to be the victims.
If your daughter changes: our fault. If your daughter no longer does what she wants: our fault. If you trip over the mop and stick it in your face: our fault (because we sure leave it in the middle of the road).
They are programmed like time bombs, to activate and screw up our lives when we least think about it. As an antivirus, the only possible solution is to buy a house and move well away from them, but real estate is more expensive than licenses Kaspersky.
I think of her right now and it comes to mind Ursula the witch from The Little Mermaid: Cruella de Vil, or any villain from corny children's stories. And in order not to leave the blog topic, I wish I could open a terminal and put:
$ sudo killall suegra
$ sudo aptitude hold novia-mujer
$ sudo aptitude purge suegra suegra-common
And I pray, because I hope my girlfriend never reads this post 😀
Hahahahaha I can only say:
LONG LIVE MY SUEGRA !!!!!
BUT WELL INCHE AWAY ... maybe Mars (return to his home planet)
Maybe yours and mine know each other, both are from the same planet Hahahaha
Hahahaha I get along very well with mine and it's strange, because I'm a fucking social misfit, half antisocial, doctor House style misanthrope. But I get along very well with her 😀
Not if the screwed up is, that with none of my mothers-in-law I have had any problems. But nothing, there is always a first time.
I am also antisocial and weirder than a pink elephant, I am kind of L-style.
That's why I'm always giving the ass on the blogs, if I don't get something I'll have to do haha
How L? For his mother .. And I thought you were a normal EMO of those who like to cut their wrists, live depressed and others .. Fuck .. Hahaha
Living depressed? I've been through that and it's preferable to die
We already started ... Don't be depressed for God !!! LOL
I have my suspicions, so if they are true you will shit
Until now I have never gotten along with any mother-in-law that I have had ... I'm not stupid enough to fight with her, damn they have the advantage of us !!!
They possibly spend more time with the girlfriend / wife than we do, if you add to that that at the beginning of the relationship it is very rare for the couple to live together… did you understand? the bride / wife sleeps in the same house with the mother (mother-in-law), vulnerable to everything she can say to her.
For this reason, I always try to get along with my mother-in-law, it is a strategic advantage HAHAHAHA
Well said, you have to be batteries, in my country there is a saying that says: for the calf is tied to the cow, but the reverse is also effective.
Well, you have said it: As a cow at last: or to start eating herbs or FOR THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE !!!
I think you will get a better effect and a more pleasant result, if instead of putting them to eat grass you let them smoke it…. LOL!!!
But what else does it give you if later when the girls see your desk they leave you and go with another HAHAHAHA
I don't think that's really why hahahaha
hahaha !!
the mother-in-law is also like the blue screen of death in windows, they appear when you least expect them with an error that you do not understand !! why those commands do not work at the end 🙁 and to format (They make you lose everything) THE DATA
Ahahahaha… wow… you gave me a very clear picture of how angry you feel about it.
Well, just my encouragement from a distance, don't forget that there are those who really appreciate your contributions and efforts!
Regards!
Hahaha, nothing, it is happening to me, anyway even if I use GNU / Linux I can get rid of that virus hahaha
Hahaha what I have been able to laugh hahahaha.
I believe that girlfriends and women are true viruses, as I happened to ruin my life I prefer to be single for life (now KZKG ^ Gaara will come to me with the emo thing that if I whistle and flutes, and I like metal, go ¬¬).
If when I say that something is shit, I am not usually wrong
Come on, the virus is double, the girlfriend and the mother-in-law.
Hahaha what I'm getting rid of
I don't think KZKG ^ Gaara is the most suitable to give sentimental advice and talk about the subject, but hey .. Come on man, what about EMO you can see above the lyrics hahahaha .. Speaking of which, do you know how they say to the EMOS here in my country? EMOSexuals, which of course is nothing more than a play on words substituting HOMO for EMO .. What do you think? So now you are taking away the opinion of the EMOS here in my country.
If I have already read posts about emos. People of my age today are looking for sex, sex and more sex, hooking up with a hundred thousand girls, one day one, another day and so on. I can also assure you that I am not sympathetic to homosexuality.
Ask KZKG ^ Gaara why I say all these things (you can laugh), since you don't have access to WordPress I can't send it to you.
Well, this blog is not to discuss Homosexuals and Emos, although I can tell you that both can do with their lives what they see fit, I'm not interested.
That is said by the same person who said about the emos JAJAJAJAJAJA
HAHAHAHAHA sure Courage is one of the Flute Dogs HAHAHAHA !!!! LOL!!! Then I'll explain elav, but it is the funniest HAHAHA !!!
A relationship is between two, each one's family is just an accident. With your permission, I'll tell you what I would do: first, talk to your girl, explain how you feel and what her mother does, to see if you share the same vision of the matter; later, if you agree, talk to the lady to set the limits for her interference and make it clear that you are not going to give in to more emotional blackmail. If your girl does not understand the matter, it will be there where you will have to influence to make her understand it. The important thing, I think, is that the couple always stay together in the face of external interference. I've been with my wife for 7 years and I know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, that's my opinion, maybe it will give you some idea. Sorry for the unsolicited advice, professional deformation. Either way, you have my support. Courage and… courage! A greeting.
Thanks for the advice Atreuskorb 😀
My little story can be summed up in 10 years of enduring that terrible infection, fleeing 3 times to different places, at the end of time living far away and still, the problems were the worst. I was not happy when I died of the infection but I was the GUILTY and that caused the loss of my house, car and all the little that I had.
My advice and I hope it is not too hard, explain everything to your girlfriend and if that does not change the situation, find another one.
I've got rid of it.
. that's why i use linux hahaha good goes!
By the way I give mine to the commañero elav to give x ass hahaha:
Courage mijito, understand that I can't be like you, killing myself just as long as I don't have a girlfriend .. ¬¬
Mijito = child?
Fuck!!!
Little Story! = 10 years ..
Now I have a "new" girlfriend and for the last two years I have been preparing a nice firewall for the attack of the damned jeej virus.
And yes 10 years that for me were a detailed eternity.
@elav, my advice is to find an orphan girlfriend and if unfortunately you already have a girlfriend / wife / mother-in-law, God have mercy on you.
Very good that.
Hahahaha all this is worse than I thought hahahahaha thankfully some of us put the mind of hormones above hahahahahahahahahaha
Nothing, that I wanted to take for a while hahahahaha
You are still a child .. When the call of the flesh comes to you, you will see where you send your mind ..
As far as I know you only get me 6 years old, so we could even party if it's because of age, well, you're a little old but not much
Amen!!
How are you…
So in a nutshell, mothers-in-law are like a pebble in your shoe right? Haha
My experience has been different since in 2 years of marriage I have not had a problem with my mother-in-law. But because it is more than 3 kilometers away. So or more fortunate? hehe
There is everything, some get into everything and others get into everything and more. The best thing that can be done or that I would advise is to have their own space for each one, and to make visits each coming of the bishop ... Although even that may bother them.
It made me laugh about "getting an orphan girlfriend" hahaha
You will tell me, you will tell me hahahaha and you already saw the post hahaha
Hehehehehe, 3000 km, hahahahaha just thinking about it I laugh, get ready for when I visit you, you will have to endure it for a year or forever? Then you will learn how many pairs are 3 boots,
Reasoning about this to fellow Dirtyboss is very difficult, he is convinced that all this girlfriends is cock, you just have to see that he always puts girls in bikini on his blog
@Courage, I don't always put girls in bikinis, just about 4 times a week yeah, hehehe
Just tell them that even my mother-in-law knows that I put girls on my blog and there is no problem ... So imagine ...
Haha well I'll tell you, if he threatened to come to see us, but I said "nooo mother-in-law, don't worry, we are planning to go there" and that's it.
The mothers-in-law are very beautiful! haha
Hi Elav. It is good to de-stress with writing, more with a little humor. I liked the longing (wish, fanstasy, wish) to be able to use console commands to solve everyday problems. I wish everything was that easy! Well, good spirits and until next time.
Here something very funny, it is quite known but hey ...
It happens that since Linux has a lot of manuals, I decided to try to see if it solved the problem for all of us once and for all, here is my test and result:
kzkggaara @ geass: ~ $ man woman
Non-manual entry for woman
....
.....
……
LOL !!!!
JAJAJAJAJAJA I thought it was fake, I just tried it and it's true HAHAHAHA.
Anyway, you have enough with the blue-eyed girls that you put on your desk HAHAHA
If you only knew, now I have a really cool landscape, no baby HAHA
Please help me with that email and don't be an asshole that I don't have my whole life to make that powerpoint
Well, I'm not complaining about my mother-in-law …… heh heh. lucky? I don't know, but I'm not complaining