How I got my dachshund to learn to use the console

Getting a dachshund to use the linux console to navigate files and do basic operations can be very easy, just - and first of all - you have to solve the four most serious problems that these elongated canids have.

  1. Sooo short legs
  2. The inability to reach the keyboard due to its low height
  3. Non-possession opposable thumbs 
  4. The lack of learning wisdom. (He does not know how to read)

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  1. We can solve this problem by bringing the keyboard as close as possible to the animal or by bringing the animal as close as possible to the place where the keyboard is. (But you have to think about the problems it would cause if the keyboard is on a slightly high table.)
  2. This "juncture" takes us back to point 1. If we position the keyboard on a high table, we must adapt a chair so that it is also high, which would serve to alleviate any spatial impediment.
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    This is a less serious problem than it seems, we simply have to train our beloved pet well to use the space bar with the thumb (which it does not have) to do it with another finger, or even with the muzzle.

  4. If there is something with which any being in this world is NOT born knowing, it is to read. For such a case - we have to arm ourselves with patience - it is necessary to train our friend in the art of recognizing characters, syllables and words. As long as it recognizes the words 'sudo' 'cd' and '/' it will suffice.

It should be noted that this article is dedicated not only to owners of dachshunds, but also to owners of other breeds or beings or people who do not suffer from the aforementioned problems. So yes: if you have normal limbs (hands), opposable thumbs, you can reach the keyboard and you know how to read, congratulations, surely you will also be able to use the linux console.


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  1.   Javier said

    Hahaha, very funny

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  3.   HO2Gi said

    Hahaha very good .

  4.   leopoldo said

    My dog ​​is very clever, he knows how to climb on top of the computer and press the entire keyboard at the same time, he is capable of eating any cable, he does not discriminate, it does not matter whether it is the mouse, power supply…. !

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