Interesting article that I have found in the humanOS blog and with whom I have laughed until I could not ... I share it with you 😀
1- Set up Arch Linux = 10 sleepless nights + 1 English course (to read the wiki) + 50 cups of coffee
2- Install LAMP on Arch Linux = PhD in Quantum Computing ^ IQ by Stephen Hawking
3- Probability of finding a Gentoo user = Probability of finding an honest politician
4- Things you can do with a 50mb linux >> Things you can do with (Windows 95 + Windows 98 + Hasefroch XP + Guidous Vista + W7 + W8 + W9 + Windows n-nth + the most powerful computer in the world + a Korean connection )
5- Probability of Ubuntu crashing = Number of new programs installed * Number of system updates / 100
6- Probability that Firefox is the only program that can hang Linux = 100%
7- Windows + IE quality and stability <(Ubuntu + Firefox quality and stability) /100.000.000.000.000.000
8- Average number of times per day that you must restart linux due to a problem <Number of times the sun rises * 0,00001 / Number of times the sun is lost
9- Average number of times per day you have to restart windows due to a problem = Number of times the sun rises * 3,1416 * amount of garbage you have on your desktop (including windows pc)
10 Probability of finding a linux user with low self-esteem = Number of Slackware users / (Number of people who have seen the PSY video “GANGNAM STYLE” * 100)
How about Elav.
The truth is very good, as soon as I saw this post I launched myself to the blog in question and the truth is to have a good time of humor. As always topics that are TABU for some Taliban of free software and GNU are touched. In short, as long as not to get into baroque discussions, it is a good reading to get rid of the bad taste in your mouth, bad mood or any other thing that leaves us a twist in the stomach (hehe).
Greetings and be good.
Thanks for stopping by jorgemanjarrezlerma .. I hope to have you here more often ...
regards
3- Probability of finding a Gentoo user = Probability of finding an honest politician
10- Probability of finding a linux user with low self-esteem = Number of Slackware users / (Number of people who have seen the PSY video “GANGNAM STYLE” * 100)
AJAJAJJA with those 2 I tempted a lot xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QapWaQXcmvo
xDDDDDD
I have a friend who uses Gentoo, but I don't know an honest politician hee.
Ahahahaha what fun !!
Oh no.
The Gentoo user community is HUGE, really HUGE, which happens that unlike the users of the rest of the canned distros, the Gentoo users know what they are talking about and move in restricted circles for a natural matter: they are bothered by users who use GNU / Linux as if it were windows and prefer to surround themselves with technical users who have it very long or who are just starting out but share the same passion.
It's going to be very difficult for you to see a gentooer comment on whether one icon looks prettier than another or on which desktop is the best.
Probability of finding a linux user with low self-esteem = 0,000000021 *
* Based on data from the time the video was viewed and average numbers from DistroWatch, 5% margin of error
Fun but a bit outdated, nonetheless. Firefox has not crashed for several versions. Now Chrome is the one that is heavier every time.
Well, I currently do better with Chromium than with Firefox. The only downside to Chromium is that there are pages with flash that won't load, but I suspect it's the flash's fault. When I use Firefox the CPU consumption almost doubles and the ram starts to run low.
+1
I still use Chromium and I prefer it as my main browser (Version 22.0.1229.79 (158531)) but it is true that the latest version of Firefox (15.0.1) works very well, quite fast and light and practically without bugs ...
«5- Probability of Ubuntu crashing = 8 out of 10 Users»
XD
hahahaha, good post ...
… What is the difference between a Gentoo user and an Ubuntu user, the Gentoo user knows more and is capable of solving any problem and the Ubuntu user has a social life.
The Social Life application does not have versions for Linux, only for Windows and Mac (the Mac is much better).
sorry to inform you that having iLife on your mac does not mean you have a life
Hahahahahahahahahaha
LOL…. The number 6 killed me with laughter as I couldn't ... Recently the iceweasel hung the machine on me
hehehehe really good!
Great. I have hardly had a chance to stop by to write, but it is always nice to read them daily.
The first three and the last are great.
2- Install LAMP on Arch Linux = PhD in quantum computing ^ IC by Stephen Hawking ← Where can I go to get it validated for that PhD xDD
I didn't like the reference to Firefox, maybe HumanOS would prefer IE.
«1- Configure Arch Linux = 10 sleepless nights + 1 English course (to read the wiki) + 50 cups of coffee
2- Install LAMP on Arch Linux = PhD in quantum computing ^ IC by Stephen Hawking »
But what an old asshole !!! Obviously he doesn't give her head for anything other than combing her hair.
It's fucking linux, damn it, not string theory or hadron collider, FUCK.
Probability that flash hangs linux = 75%
Probability that wine running a video game will slow down the system = 40% approx (Nvidia or ati vary ...)
The original source is: http://paraisolinux.com/10-desigualdades-matematicas-de-linux/ those posts that come out of my head I would like them to be more respected