Around here we can find all kinds of people, people with bad luck to flirt, others who do not want to flirt under any circumstances, etc.
Well, here are some ideas, a compilation of 32 geek phrases to tell the girls when we are not cut haha.
1. You are the kernel of my Linux.
2. You are the html of myheart.com.
3. You are 1024kb for my megabyte.
4. Your eyes shine brighter than my CD tower.
5. Tucorazon.com is on my home page.
6. You are my CPU socket.
7. Your RAM brings my Windows to life.
8. You're my code compiler.
9. You are the .gif that animates my life.
10. You are always in C: / My / Heart.
11. I think more about you than the pages indexed by Google.
12. You're like the Firefox that got me out of Hell Explorer.
13. You're the enter of my life.
14. If you let me do Alt-F4 to my life.
15. When I see you my CPU cycle speeds up.
16. You have the highest priority on my process list.
17. You're the linker of my objects.
18. Your wishes are orders for me.
19. No graphics could render your perfect figure 100%.
20. In bed you are pure overclocking.
21. Without you my life would be like a web without CSS.
22. You are my iPod charger.
23. Tell me your name and I'll add you to favorites
24. You are the first in Google to search my heart.
25. You have root privileges in my life.
26. Your words have the lowest IRQ for me.
27. My Mac OS X is envious of your beauty.
28. Together we are as a dual-core processor.
29. I have the RSS feed of your thoughts.
30. My operating system goes into hibernation when you are not by my side.
31. I would like to be a pendrive for your USB.
32. With you I don't need to pull Swap.
33. Our hearts sync over Wifi.
I got it from here but I have corrected some errors, syntactic errors and I have counted them well.
Well, nothing, let's see if anyone tries any and tells us how it goes
Yup yup .. I imagine you saying to a girl: You are the kernel of my heart, but you don't have Unity in your head, do you? LOL
I cut myself off with those phrases, at most I have been able to call someone who is really pretty "pretty." And there are no linuxes with my age either, they are all older than me
Anyway these phrases are for those of you who have marital problems HAHAHA
Decidedly you want to end the poor elav, that problem I am sure has already been overcome, but you give him digging in old wounds, you are an evil one, hahahahahahaha.
Really why I do not want to have a girlfriend is the bad character I have, I would not like a girl to see me angry and see how I start screaming or hitting
They are very good, I like number 15, but we must include this one: I need you as a Windows user needs technical support.
Haha that's good, poor windoleros
31. I would like to be a pendrive for your USB. This sounds like intercourse.
I just sent you an email
juajuajuajua they are very good, but in the first one it would look better like this: You are my GNU kernel
It is more exact as you say
Haha very good, I personally liked this one:
21. Without you my life would be like a web without CSS.
I'm missing the programmer "You are the CSS of my HTML" 😀