People who normally access <° Linux they may have noticed that there is a certain group of users (exactly 2 of them) that make resistance to Canonical, Ubuntu and all that this entails.
Through WikiFreaks a short interview that one of our favorite Trolls did a few weeks ago to Mark Shuttleworth, and we want to share it with all of you. They are warned, if they have small children or are fanboys of Ubuntu, better not read it.
Courage: Although you are not welcome, good morning. We all know who you are, an egocentric and clown guy who only thinks about making money off Ubuntosos, so you don't need an introduction.
Mark: ¬¬
Courage: Whose disastrous idea was it to create Ubuntu?
Mark: Well mine. When I saw that Debian I couldn't get the money out of him.
Courage: Are you a bastard? So you've already achieved your goal, right?
Mark: Believe it or not, boy, I've lost a lot trying to win more.
Courage: I'm glad, but tell me when the fuck Ubuntu is it going to fuck off?
Mark: Damn you!!! Ubuntu will be eternal.
Courage: I have had bad experiences with your distro. Ubuntu Will you ever let me use it without bugs?
Mark: I think the Bug is not from Ubuntu, the Bug is you. Ubuntu it works fucking great on my laptop (Dell). It's not my fault that you can't get good hardware.
Courage: Why did you put that Ubunctious -I don't even remember what it's called- in front of Canonical if in the end you are still the face of Ubuntu?
Mark: You mean Jane silber. She is the CEO now, I just keep making the decisions to touch your balls.
Courage: Very well. Speaking of decisions, what the hell were you thinking when you decided to Unity?
Mark: In improving the user experience of GNU / Linux..
Courage: You mean, in copying $ teve Job $ with its Mac O $.
Mark: Copy is a very broad word and can be ugly or insulting. I call it borrowing some ideas.
Courage: But how little creative Do you think Ubuntu have you done something for humanity?
Mark: Very much. Ubuntu has always innovated. It has created and will transmit the best experience in the use of GNU / Linux. We take the best of Fedora o Debian and we improve it, we enlarge it and we put our stamp on it. Then we don't keep them and we don't share it. That is why we are the best.
Courage: But you will be a child of * & $ # @! # $ # @% &
Mark: Yes, and I am a millionaire and you are not.
Courage: Damn you!!
Mark: The same to you.
For obvious reasons we don't tell them what happened next. There was violence, trauma and installations of Arch.. I hope you enjoyed it.
Simply to shit with laughter xD. Obvious not from the people but from the situation, it is simply very funny xD
HAHAHAJAJAJAJA Great HAHAHAJAJAJA !!!
Haha now only the one from fellow Eduar2 is missing, and next time I won't give ideas hahahaha.
By the way, you could have already put other bodies that I'm not that anorexic hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA, elav, how much "money" did Courage put in for you to launch him to stardom, now they are going to dispute them as anchors CNN, Fox, BBC Mundo, etc. etc. etc., good for you Courage, you won a lot of enemies Ubuntu users, HAHAHAHA.
PD: On second thought, I think the comment was wanted by elav but he was afraid of the consequences and cracked up.
I have earned those Ubuntu enemies since January for commenting on MuyUbuntu
very good courage.
vlwfwi, Holmes
Wow how long 🙂
Did you see what's new on the site 😀?
Hahaha I did the article and every time I read it I imagine Courage giving a host to Mark hahaha.
According to Freud, hatred and love are not opposite functions in the psychic apparatus, but both can be the result of the unresolved bond with an object of desire. Or said in a more colloquial language: You can only hate what you love. Heh
Greetings.
Never better said. And I always told Courage: You love Ubuntu.
Now he will start cursing, contradicting and everything ... it will be because the truth hurts, right? HAHA
Love? Very selectively enters that word in my vocabulary. If I told you the number of people I have allowed to enter that word in my vocabulary ... hahahahahaha.
What Thirteen says seems logical to me on the one hand because those who read Linux blogs do not avoid seeing articles about Ubuntu (I do not say read them because I do not usually do that anymore)
Look, it has been a long time that I get like before, it will be because I do not see ubuntodos
Courage the «Reporter of the year» won the Ubuntucito de oro, I mean the little gold button, HAHAHAHA.
Ha ha ha ha ha, it was great! I liked it from the image, hilarious. I think this blog would not be the same without Courage. Hopefully there will be more such interviews or articles, courtesy of Courage.
Very good! Very witty and funny.
Greetings and congratulations for the blog!
Pablo.
Come on, if my boss is here
WTF !!!!
Windows Vista?
While I get data I can comment at the same time
Y desde Linux Can't you get data? I ask just in case.
Is that Courage in the end ends up liking the window HAHA
I'm getting data to install Linux
Windows Xp? Your mood caused you to get depressed and use Windows?
Stop depressions that now what they give me are anger almost daily
Thanks Pablo and welcome to DesdeLinux…^^
Thanks and welcome Pablo, it's good to read another uL member here 😀
regards
The first part killed me:
X'D
hahahahahahaha to me too, I shit with laughter.
LMAO
By when does the interview postulate Stevie Jobs?
It's that I like him a little bit better than this man, but I still like him worse than Bill Gay.
First that Eduar2 interviews Tito Mark, so there is no funnel law hahaha
I am one of the ubuntosos, but not one of those who are stolen, and hahaha, what a laugh. I agree with the bugs and my dislike for unity.
WTF !!!!!!! ajajajajaaj that's good for you kids ahahahaha, I'm still laughing .. truthfully, playing the best truths are told ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha