[Umbono weSatirical] I-GNU Social: Isifebe sokunaka sashintsha kanjani inethiwekhi yokuxhumana nabantu abangama-hippie yaba inethiwekhi ejwayelekile yokuxhumana nabantu.

Okuthunyelwe okulandelayo akubucayi.

Endaweni ekuwebhu, engingafuni ukulikhumbula igama layo, ipulatifomu ekhululekile futhi esezingeni eliphansi ebizwa ngeSituNet yavela kungekudala, i-node yayo eyinhloko identi.ca yayijwayele ukuthambisa ama-hippie amaningi afuna i-twitter yamahhala.

Ngo-2013, i-i identi.ca ishiya i-pump.io esanda kudalwa futhi iStatusNet iba yi-GNU Social. Ngawo lowo nyaka, ama-hippie amaningi aqala ukwamukela amanethiwekhi anjalo (kanye ne-diaspora nabanye), ikakhulu ngenxa yezambulo ze-Snowden.

Kodwa-ke, bekubonakala sengathi ama-hippie kuphela afuna ukujoyina, ngoba yibo kuphela ababekhathazekile ngenkululeko nobumfihlo. Abanye bebenethezekile kumanethiwekhi abo aphakathi nendawo nezinkulungwane zabalandeli babo, imindeni yabo nabangane abaseduze, imidlalo yabo, izinkunzi zabo zomphakathi, izithombe zabo zezitho zabo zomzimba, njll.

Kuze kwafika usuku lweGNU / Mufa ekugcineni. NgoLwesibili, ngoJanuwari 13, 2015.

Ngalolo suku imbongi yepeni neyama-napkin nombono ovela kubha yokuthwebula ozibiza ngo- @ barbijaputa, wahlangabezana ne-tweet eyayicasula kakhulu evela ku- @ isaacj ngokugcina iziguli zisuka ku-hepatitis c. U- @ barbijaputa wabelane ngokuthwebula leyo tweet futhi "wabuyisa inhlamba" kwathi ngemuva kwesikhashana wathola i-imeyili evela ku-twitter ethi i-akhawunti yakhe imisiwe …… .nokwabelana nge-tweet ehlaselayo eyayingeyona eyakhe (futhi ngenhloso yokuphendula isikhalazo). Ngemuva kwalokho, bobabili kubhulogi yakho (kufanele ucindezele inkinobho yokumisa ukuze uyifunde, ine-plugin egijima ku-loop) nasendaweni ebucayi ye- zinhle.biz (lapho naye asebenzisana khona) waqala ukukhononda sengathi uyindodakazi eyindodakazi kaViolencia Rivas kanye noFine Pasman ababenabo ngobusuku bethando olunzima. Ukuthi inqubomgomo yokuvimbela ukucwaswa kwe-bullshit, ukuthi ukuthengiswa kwemininingwane yangasese kungenye i-bullshit, ukuthi @isaacj yi-bullshit ngokuba ngumlandeli othembekile we-Intereconomía, njll.

Phakathi kwabahlaziyi ababemeseka, kwakukhona okungenani ama-hippie owodwa noma amabili asikisela ukuthi azame ama-webs amahhala (njengoba ne-Islamic State yazama kahle i-diaspora). Futhi wawuthanda lo mbono. Baze basho ne-GNU Social node ebizwa ngokuthi yi-quitter.

Ngemuva kokujoyina le nethiwekhi, i-node yaqala ukuthola i-avalanche yabalandeli abajoyina kuleyo node efanayo ukuyeka.se. Ngokungazelelwe inqwaba yemithombo yezindaba yayisho izihloko ezinjenge "Quitter, lena yiTwitter engacwaningwa nephikisana nongxiwankulu" (bheka, ama-anarcobolches kuphela, konke kungenxa yesibhengezo esibi abathi bafuna ukulahla izinsizakusebenza zongxiwankulu). Ukusuka e-Europapress kuya eRussia Namuhla, kusuka e-El País kuya Intereconomy. U-Alberto Moshpirit, u-Adrian Perales, uVictorhck kanye nabo bonke abasebenzi base-El Binario babedonsa izinwele zabo ngolwazi olungelona iqiniso, kodwa ngasikhathi sinye badansa ngomlenze owodwa kuzwakala iDanzas Hungaras de Brahms. I-twitterstar ecasukile ifinyelela ezinsukwini ezimbili zokukhathazeka lokho abafisa ukuthi ngabe bakutholile ngemuva kwezinyanga nezinyanga zokubekezela nokudlala.

Namuhla, sekuvele kukhona iseva español, ngaphezu kwalokho eziningana esevele zikhona (lokhu olunye uhlu kuphelele ngokwengeziwe). U-Alberto naye ubhalile izixhumanisi eziningi eziwusizo okwethwasa, ngenkathi kusenziwa amacebo okucasula intombazane ka-facebook ukuthi iye ekuhlakazekeni. @sbahle_mpisane Uthole i-akhawunti yakhe ye-twitter futhi manje usebenzisa ama-akhawunti akhe womabili.

E @isaacj? Okungenani kufanele sibabonge.

LADRAN SANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


Okuqukethwe yi-athikili kunamathela ezimisweni zethu ze izimiso zokuhlelela. Ukubika iphutha chofoza lapha.

Amazwana ayi-43, shiya okwakho

Shiya umbono wakho

Ikheli lakho le ngeke ishicilelwe.

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  1. Ubhekele imininingwane: Miguel Ángel Gatón
  2. Inhloso yedatha: Lawula Ugaxekile, ukuphathwa kwamazwana.
  3. Ukusemthethweni: Imvume yakho
  4. Ukuxhumana kwemininingwane: Imininingwane ngeke idluliselwe kubantu besithathu ngaphandle kwesibopho esisemthethweni.
  5. Isitoreji sedatha: Idatabase ebanjwe yi-Occentus Networks (EU)
  6. Amalungelo: Nganoma yisiphi isikhathi ungakhawulela, uthole futhi ususe imininingwane yakho.

  1.   McX kusho

    Bengilandela le bhulogi ngoba bengicabanga ukuthi imayelana ne- "Linux for newbies."
    Kepha kubukeka sengathi kumayelana "nenhlebo entsha ye-webb enomona futhi enobuthi" futhi kufakwe nezombusazwe.
    Kuyinto enkulu. Usale kahle.

    1.    phumlani kusho

      awuzange ubheke ezinye izihloko eziyisembozo eziyi-9?

    2.    izinga kusho

      Yeka ukuphawula okungajabulisi. Ngicabanga ukuthi ngimi kulo mbono wami kepha kufanele ngikusho: Kuze kube namuhla, angikakuboni ukuthi egameni lesidlaliso sakho noma i-imeyili yakho, isenti elilodwa selifinyelele i-akhawunti yethu ye-PayPal ukunikela ngokuthile okukhuluma ngemali kulokhu blog, nokuthi mhlawumbe ngalokho, inamandla okufuna ukuthi sibhale izindatshana othanda ukuzifunda.

      Kodwa-ke, ukuphawula kwakhe kokuqala ukusho ukuthi uyahamba futhi futhi, akangezi lutho nhlobo. Kulungile McXKuyihlazo, akekho umuntu okuphoqe ukuthi uze futhi akekho ozokuphoqa ukuthi uhlale, le bhulogi yoMphakathi lapho abantu abaningi bebhala khona, futhi uma ungathandi umbhali, unezinye ezimbalwa, kepha uma uthathe isinqumo sokuhamba, Ngikufisela inhlanhla! Futhi kusukela manje ngiyakutshela, uzokwamukeleka njalo.

      Phendula ngokucaphuna

    3.    eliotime3000 kusho

      I-GNU Social, StatusNet kanye / noma i-Diaspora * yisoftware yamahhala, esebenza izimanga ku-GNU / Linux. Okushiwo yilesi sihloko -kubhekiswe ekuhlekeni kukaJohn Oliver u-Uruguay- yindlela i @ figuretti edume ngayo kwi-jiffy inethiwekhi yezenhlalo esezingeni eliphakeme kunekholwa kumanethiwekhi omphakathi wamahhala.

  2.   nosokuzi kusho

    Uma siya kulabo, nakanjani kungekudala sizoba ne-YouTube ekhululekile engifuna ukuyicabanga.

    1.    phumlani kusho

      kukhona okusondelayo. ibizwa ngokuthi yi-mediagoblin.

      1.    I-Rotietip kusho

        Ngicabanga ukuthi kancane kancane uPeertube uzenzela indawo yakhe njengenye indlela ehlukanisiwe ye-YouTube.

  3.   emoyeni kusho

    Ngiyalithanda iposi lale ndoda. Zingezangempela. XD

  4.   umaskandi kusho

    I-athikili enhle kakhulu. Njengoba nginibona nonke nijabule kakhulu, kungani ningazifaki izinkinobho zokwabelana kumanethiwekhi wamahhala? Ngithi.

    A ukubingelela.

    1.    Rafael kusho

      Ngiyavuma ngokuphelele, empeleni ngacishe ngasho into efanayo!

    2.    phumlani kusho

      Ngiyabhalisa. Ukwabelana nge-gnusocial yilokhu
      https://wordpress.org/plugins/statusnet-widget/
      nangenxa yokuhlakazeka kwalokhu
      https://wordpress.org/plugins/share-on-diaspora/
      futhi lokhu kuzothunyelwa ngokuzenzakalela emazweni angaphandle
      https://wordpress.org/plugins/wp-to-diaspora/

    3.    izinga kusho

      Kulula endleleni ...

    4.    UThabris kusho

      2000px ububanzi bezinkinobho eziningi kakhulu

  5.   cristian kusho

    Bafunani abantu ... isekisi !!!
    ngaphandle kwebhizinisi lokubonisa, izinto azisebenzi, ubone uJustin Beiver, manje abalandeli bakhe bonke bangabasebenzisi be-Photoshop ukukhulisa iphakethe futhi babanikeze i-sexier abs: iyahleka

  6.   Adolfo kusho

    iqiniso, lokhu okuthunyelwe kubuhlungu. »Inethiwekhi yamahippie»? Sicela uqonde ukubaluleka kwezindaba zokuxhumana zamahhala nezabelwe kuqala ngaphambi kokukuphatha kanjalo. Ngakho-ke noma ngubani wethu onakekela inkululeko nobumfihlo angama-hippies?
    kepha-ke, yini enye ezolindeleka kusuka kubhulogi "okufanele" isekele isoftware yamahhala, kepha abakwazi nokwenza i-akhawunti ku-Diaspora *, Pump.io noma kwi-GNU Social, bakhetha ukuqhubeka Ubuso.

    esihogweni. kusukela namhlanje ngiyeka ukulandela le bhulogi. basanda kulahlekelwa ngumfundi kusuka ku-linux.

    1.    phumlani kusho

      1) Abantu abajwayelekile abaziqondi izinto ezinjalo. Njengoba ngishilo, banethezekile kumanethiwekhi abo aphakathi nabantu ababaziyo, abanendaba kakhulu nezinto ezifana nobumfihlo nenkululeko.

      2) Le bhulogi akuyona eyami kepha abaningi babhala lapha, ngayinye inombono wabo.

      3) Inhlanhla.

      1.    izinga kusho

        Ngicabanga ukuthi ukuphawula kwami ​​ngenhla kwenza iphuzu licace bha. Ungabe usakhathazeka ngalezi zinhlobo zamazwana e-diazepan.

      2.    UCharlie-Brown kusho

        Qhubeka ... noma ngabe okuthunyelwe kumakwe njenge- "Satirical Opinion" futhi kukhombisa isexwayiso ekuqaleni ukuthi "Okulandelayo akubalulekile" lo mfana akwanele; Akukho lutho, okwazi noma olungakwazi ukufunda ngokulingene kahle, olunokukhubazeka kokuzalwa kokuqonda ukubhuqa noma kokubili. Ngeshwa ngalokhu kukhubazeka abakasunguli noma imuphi umuthi, ngakho-ke kungcono ukungabanaki bese uqhubeka ...

      3.    eliotime3000 kusho

        Ngenxa yokuntula ukuqonda okufundwayo, imibono iyaphuma.

      4.    xnmm kusho

        Bafuna ukwehlisa umoya, yize ngicabanga ukuthi isichasiso "hippie" asilungile, angicabangi ukuthi kungukuphonsa okungaqondile (futhi okunye okuqondile) nokuthile akushoyo "okuthunyelwe okulandelayo akuyona okuthile okubucayi "ngakho angicabangi ukuthi kulula ukuqhubeka nalokhu kungenjalo sizophelelwa ngabafundi kungekudala

  7.   William kusho

    Countryman ... kufanele sibuyekeze "isitayela" sendatshana ...

    1.    phumlani kusho

      Yisiphi isitayela? Lokhu kuyahlekisa.

    2.    Dalton kusho

      Yebo, ngiyithandile ... Kwenzekani, yini okufanele uchithe usuku lonke ukhuluma ngomugqa womyalo?
      Abanye babonakala bengakatholi ukuthi izwe le-software yamahhala neLinux limeleni ...
      Ngicabanga ukuthi kwakumayelana nento efana nenkululeko nokuzihlela, ukuvukela nokulwa nobushiqela ... angazi, kuzwakala kujwayelekile ...

  8.   Yoyo kusho

    Kubaba kakhulu ngibona ngiphawula lapha, kubabayo ukuthi abakubambi ukuhlekisa nokuhlekisa kokuthunyelwe

    Woza, hamba uphathe ushokoledi wakho oshisayo obandayo futhi uMama athukuthele.

    Kukho konke lokhu, okuthunyelwe okuhle kakhulu, by the way ...

  9.   I-Yukiteru kusho

    Kuhle @diazepan, kuhle lokhu okuthunyelwe 😀

    I-PS: @elav imininingwane ngevidiyo ye-YouTube enamathela ngakwesokudla nge-50 px lapho uhamba ngesinqumo esingu-1152 × 864

    1.    izinga kusho

      Sengivele ngiphawule .. Ngiyabonga

  10.   Chiwy kusho

    Ngabe babiza abantu abafuna inkululeko yama-hippie? Yini le eyisiwula ...

    1.    izinga kusho

      Kuyini ukubhuqa kwehlaya !! Yini ihlaya !! Kusho ukuthini ukuqala kweposi ... uyifundile leyo ngxenye?

      1.    Chiwy kusho

        Damn, kubonakala kimi ukuthi lona ngumbono wakhe othembekile ngamanethiwekhi omphakathi wamahhala, kuphela ukuthi bakufihla ngokuthi "ukubhuqa", kudinga nje ukuthi kubonakale ukuthi iDesdeLinux ayinayo i-akhawunti kunoma iyiphi inethiwekhi yokuxhumana yamahhala….

      2.    eliotime3000 kusho

        @Chiwy:

        Yebo kuyenzeka (kuyi- I-Diaspora *), kuphela akekho umphathi ophethe amahora angama-24 ngosuku. Futhi okubi kakhulu, izethameli eziningi zihamba ngokuthayipha i-URL ngesandla noma nge-FB, Twitter nakwamanye amanethiwekhi omphakathi aphakathi nendawo.

  11.   Mnu. Isikebhe kusho

    Ukuhlekisa okuncane ngicela. Ukulingisa kufuna amahlaya ngokwenza ihaba nokusonta iqiniso. Amanethiwekhi omphakathi wamahhala awawona amanethiwekhi ama-hippie, kepha akunakuphikwa ukuthi kuze kube uLwesihlanu iningi lalinabantu abahlobene ne-GNU / Linux (geeks) kanye namakhomanisi / ama-anarchists (angafakwa, ikakhulukazi iqembu lesibili), njengamahippie, eSpain perroflautas).

    Kuyadabukisa ukuthi yi-tweetstar edlulisela ku-GNUSocial, kepha ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele uyibuke ngamehlo amahle. Uma kuvela ukuthi ekugcineni liyaphumelela futhi lihlala phansi, obekufunwa kuyobe sekuzuziwe, ukuthi abantu basebenzise ukuxhumana nomphakathi kwamahhala.

    Ukuthi bawasebenzisela ukutshela abakwenzayo kusukela bavuka baze bayolala?

    Inkinga yabo, kepha bayayisebenzisa. Kungcono lokho kunenethiwekhi eyodwa. Kulokhu sifaka i-TOX noma i-Jabber futhi yilokho kuphela. Ukungena okuhle diazepan 😉

  12.   umagazine kusho

    Ngikhumbula nje ukuthi ngalolo suku ngavuka futhi lapho ngibheka iposi ngafunda ngomuntu owashiya inethiwekhi yokulwa nobungxiwankulu futhi ngacabanga, ngiyishaya indiva into elwa nobungxiwankulu…. bakhuluma ngokuyeka…. wooow…. Ngenkathi ngiqala ukufunda ngakhumbula futhi ngezwa umuzwa ofanayo wesiphithiphithi, ngendlela efanayo lapho bevala umthwalo omkhulu ... ngacabanga ukuthi ... Ngalala amahora ama-5, ngashiya i-intanethi ngedwa futhi ngafika ngavuka nalokhu…. isiphithiphithi ...

    1.    eliotime3000 kusho

      Ngenxa yokuvalwa kweMegaupload, ngaqala ukukholelwa ezifufuleni.

  13.   eliotime3000 kusho

    Manje sengiyazi ukuthi ngingaqinisekisa kanjani engibaziyo ukuthi bangayishiya kanjani i-Facebook bese bathuthela eDiaspora *: babe a sibongile i-inthanethi (nemizamo yami yangaphambilini ayiphumelelanga).

    1.    phumlani kusho

      I-Figuretti lena evela kumagaly, noma i-Figuretti umlingiswa ovela ku-Videomatch? Ngoba owesibili umuntu oshibilika phakathi kwabadumile.

      1.    eliotime3000 kusho

        Bengikhuluma nge-figuretti ngokusho kukaMagaly Medina (owesibili usuvele ufake yonke ithelevishini yesiginali evulekile, yize iSpain isivele iyishayile ithelevishini yasePeru e-Attention Whores).

    2.    UCharlie-Brown kusho

      Njengoba uzoba nobunzima obuncane. Ukufeza lokhu kuzofanela unikele ngengqondo yakho kwisayensi bese usala nezinzwa ezi-2 kuphela (uma kungenzeka, zombili zikhubazekile), eyodwa inikelwe ukuhleba kanti enye inikezelwe kwezemfashini, ekuvuseleleni ukwelashwa kanye nasekudleni. Uma ungahlangabezani nalezo zidingo, angicabangi ukuthi uzokwaziwa njenge-figuretti…

      1.    eliotime3000 kusho

        Isihawu, ngoba lapho ngifuna ukuba yi-figuretti, ngiyi-troll, ngenkathi ngikhuluma ngebhizinisi lokubonisa, bangibona njengesinye isifebe sokunakwa.

  14.   ubuhlungu besishiyagalombili kusho

    Haha, i-atricle enhle kakhulu

  15.   umagazine kusho

    Ngine-akhawunti yeDiaspora neShitbook: Ngijabule ukuba (uhhafu) hippie: v!

  16.   mat1986 kusho

    I-athikili ejabulisayo. Ngithole ngenhlebo eyenzeka ngenkathi ngifunda izindatshana zeLinux lapha nakwamanye amakhasi anobungani futhi bengingazi ngayo i-xD. Ngiyethemba ukubona okuningi ngalo mkhuba, ngakho-ke sinesikhashana sokuphumula phakathi kweziduduzo eziningi ezintsha ne-distro evelayo 🙂

  17.   Wisp kusho

    Akumele nakancane sikubukele phansi ukuphawula kwabasebenzi abanomoya ovulekile nabahlelekile bezinhlangano zokucabanga ezikhululekile futhi ngaphandle kwamadodakazi wobungxiwankulu baseWhite House nasePentagon ukuthi ukuphela kwento abayifunayo ngukuqwashisa nokusazisa ngesitha sedijithali uSanta Edward U-Snowden (oseRussia) uveze phambi kwamehlo ethu abuthuntu futhi angenzi lutho aphuphuthekiswe yibo bobabili uFisbuc noTuiter abekela imingcele inkululeko yethu yedijithali ne-kanambambili (one-zero, I do-I do, I speak - I do not speak, dream- nightmare) united proletarian netizens, abasoze bahlulwa! Amanethiwekhi omphakathi wamahhala wawo wonke umuntu! Ubulungiswa bamawindowslerdos! Inkululeko yama-android wamahhala! Bafowethu, umhlangano usuphelile, hambani ngokuthula.

  18.   rv kusho

    Ngomsindo we-parody kanye ne-irony, kubonakala kimi ukuthi ukungena kuhle kakhulu.
    Ngokusobala, angivumelani nento "enezibhengezo ezinegazi" mayelana nencazelo ekuQuitter.se ekhombisa ukuma kwakhe nezinhloso zakhe. Kubonakala kimi ukuthi akukho lutho "olulahlekile" ngakho, noma ngabe umuntu okukhulunywa ngaye angahle (ngenxa yokungazi noma yini) angavumelani.
    I-Quitter.se isebenza kahle, futhi ngiyavumelana nesibhengezo sokukhwabanisa. Sethemba ukuthi kukhona amasayithi amaningi kanye nezinsizakalo zalezi zici.
    Sanibonani nonke futhi ngiyabonga ngebhulogi!