[HUMOR] Systemd vs Upstart, impikiswano edlalwe kuDebian

Basebenzisi abathandekayo beLinux, siyaqonda ukuthi konke sekumi ngomumo ngalo mdlalo iSystemd ne-Upstart ezolinganiswa yiDebian Cup. Abaqalayo ababili basebenze kanzima ukufeza indebe enkulu yokuba yi-init ezenzakalelayo ku-spro distro. Njengoba besilindele, ithimba elihleliwe lizoba noBdale Garbee, uRuss Allbery, uDon Armstrong noKeith Packard, kanti iqembu eliqalayo lizoba no-Andreas Barth, Ian Jackson, Steve Langasek “The Langa” noColin Watson. Ngunompempe lo mdlalo UPaul Tagliamonte, ogama lakhe linamaphakethe ayisithupha. Impela ukuphatha kamnandi amakhadi owalungiselele umhlangano. Ukunakwa. LIHAMBA, LIHAMBE. YIDLALENI, YIDLALENI, i-Systemd iqhathaniswa ne-Upstart yenkomishi ye-Debian.

Kufanele kepha hhayi manje. Izimali mboleko zeDebicoin. Amagatsha ayisikhombisa emabhange amakhulu emhlabeni.

Uhambise ibhola iPackard eqenjini lezimbongi. UGarbee unayo, yiyekele ku-Allbery. Ngaphambi kwebhola, uLangasek usuka kahle kakhulu. UJackson uyakuthatha. Yilapho uBarth eyicela khona. Okubi, no-Allbery uyathatha isikhundla. Uyidlala no-Armstrong, okuyiphasi elide likaGarbee elingafiki futhi eliwukukhahlela uhlangothi eqenjini likaScott James Remnant.

Ungasebenzisi imali. Khokha nge-MetalCard. Ikhadi lokuqala lemali.

Abasezingeni eliphezulu bayahlasela, uLanga unayo. Sukuma uBarth, akaqondi. U-Armstrong uyayithatha. Qhubeka ne-Garbee ende lapho uya khona i-Allbery. Phonsa phansi izisekelo zeGarbee. Ulahlekelwa nguBarth. Buyisela uPackard. Emuva ebheke ku-Armstrong, uzodubula. Walahla? Akazange alilahle. Ulungiselela ukudubula. Walahla? Cha, naye akazange adubule kulokhu. Ibhola lidlula emkhakheni wesobunxele, lapho kwakukhona isikhundla esithuthukile sikaWatson.

Ufuna ukuhamba? Thatha ulwandle nge-Atlantic Boat. Ufuna ukuhamba? Thatha izwe lonke nge-Atlantic Boat. Ufuna ukuhamba? Thatha ngendiza nge-Atlantic Boat. Ufuna ukuhamba? Kwenze online nge-Atlantic Boat.

Imizuzu engu-5 ungene kumdlalo, Omnandi noma Omnandi, i-JC?
Usawoti. Umqeqeshi uPoterin usazethemba, kepha ngiyazibuza, uMessi akadlali yini?
Wenzani uNepe lapha? Uphi uJC?
Usekhaya uhlanganisa i-jentú quernel.
(lpmqtp kufanele ngibe ngumhlaziyi) Hhayi, ngiyabonga ngokungazisa Dlala umdlalo, tie 0-0.

Umlingani we-Yerba MATE, bhekela i-visa yakho bese unikeza ikhadi lakho lezempilo, MATE

UWatson unebhola, alicoshe ibhola. Ukushaya ikhanda likaPackard. Cindezela uBarth. IGarbee iyaphunyula. Hlasela iqembu elihleliwe. Shintsha uJackson kwesobunxele u-Allbery. Ukunakwa. Ingozi. Umcibisheli uphakamisa isikhungo esididekile. Mashi Barth, kuhle lapho. Ukuphikiswa kuyeza, uWatson uyahamba, uWatson uthumela ukudlula okuphezulu kuJackson ongaphambili. Bambisana nonozinti ... yebo, cha, yebo, cha, yebo, cha ... yebo, yebo, yebo!Gooooooooooooooooooo! I-Goool. Goool, Goool, Goool kusuka ku-Upstart. UJackson uthola usizo olude kuWatson ubalekela u-Armstrong futhi ulifaka kancane kancane ibhola ku-engeli ebukhali. I-Systemd 0, Upstart 1. U-Ian Jackson.

UWatson uthumele u-Oliver Atom omkhulu ngalolo sizo. Iqiniso elithandekayo: Ubuwazi ukuthi inkambu yeSupercampeones ibingamakhilomitha ayi-15 ubude?

Uzongena esikhaleni sika-systemd kodwa unompempe u-Tagliamonte umisa umdlalo okwesikhashana ngoba kunenkantolo ehlaselwe yisibukeli.

Amawashi kaHorley atshela isikhathi amahora angama-24 ngosuku.

Bangitshela ukuthi imayelana I-Thorsten glaser ngubani ofuna ukuphazamisa umdlalo futhi alahle i-sysvinit. Umbukeli uyabhikisha futhi unompempe umkhombisa ikhadi eliphuzi. Akafuni ukuqonda izizathu futhi kunekhadi elibomvu lakhe. Uxoshiwe enkundleni, kepha kubonakala sengathi isibukeli esithukuthele asifuni ukuhoxa. Ukunakwa. Unompempe umthathela ikhadi elimnyama kanti umphathi wezokuphepha ulungiselela isikhali sakhe ukwenza isijeziso semali esikhishwe unompempe u-Tagliamonte, ngokumelene noThorsten Glaser. Umpristi wenkundla usondela ukufaka unction ngokweqile.

Funa amabheringi anegama lomkhiqizo iRulemanes elibizwa ngeRule.

Phumula ngokuthula Glaser. Ibha yelenny ngeke ikukhohlwe. Ngomhlaka 25 Lemmyzamo Solo kuyadayiswa: Ialbhamu yetango yomdlali we-motorjed bass.

Ufuna ukuhamba? I-Turismarket imholela ekutheni angene bukhoma kuLemmy eLa Boca.

Futhi lokho kuyithinta kanjani iBoca?

Akunjalo neze uNepe. Landela umdlalo ngenkathi abasebenzi basenkantolo bethola umzimba ongenakuzivikela wombukeli obulewe. Ithimba le-systemd lidlala nabesilisa abayi-11. 0 x 1 ikhombisa ikhabethe. ILanga lihola phambili, uGarbee ususa kahle kodwa kuyikhahlela yamahhala eqenjini eliphikisayo.

Ufuna ukuhamba? I-Turismarket ikunikeza uhambo lwamahhala oluya eCaribbean, izinsuku ezingama-30 nazo zonke izindleko ezikhokhelwe. Kumele uqaphele lokho okubonayo bese udlulisela umbiko kwi-Security Agency yase-United States of America.

Usezoqedela uLanga namadoda wesivimba amboze izitho zawo zangasese.

Incwadi Yamahhala kuzo zonke izitolo ezweni ezine-MetalCard, ikhadi le-credit card elizi-6 kanye ne-silencer eqinisekisiwe.

Kukhona ukukhahlelwa kwekhoneni kwe-Upstart lapho ibhodi lamaphuzu likhombisa i-4 yeCanonical, kepha kuRed Hat impela kuyiphutha, ngoba kuze kube manje onompempe banqume ukunqoba okukodwa.

Uma udinga amabhele we-ball, okwenziwa yiTurismarket mahhala wuhambo lwezinsuku ezingama-30 oluya eRulemania.

Abalandeli be-upstart bayahlanya begubha. SinoFer Nepe oxoxisana noMarcos, umholi we-Upstartera barrabrava.

-Lo mphumela uyithinta kanjani iBoca, ngisho i-Upstart?
-Ukuthi sizoba nesandla esibalulekile sokusiza ukwenza ngcono i-Upstart uma ihlolwa kwenye i-distro. Kufanele siphumelele, bonke basibekele eceleni, sonke (i-beeeep) i-Intel, iGrasslin, iStallman, iRed Hat kanye (ne-beep), NOMDALA WAMI OWANGENZA SIKHULU SEBUNTU, Futhi (ibhiphu). Fuck !!
- ………… sibuya noDiazepan

Umuntu uyabusa. Usizo oluhamba phambili ngamabhere. Amagatsha angama-30 ekusatshalalisweni ngakunye.

Kukhona ukukhahlelwa kwegoli ku-Upstart okuzothathwa nguWatson. Uyishiya kuBarth, inhlanganisela ngakwesokudla kuLanga. Uyidlala noJackson, ephawulekayo. Ibhola elide liza kulayini ongafiki, uGarbee unalo. Ukunakwa. Ukulindela okuyingozi. Ukubuyela emuva lapho kungenzekanga lutho. Futhi kuphinde kube ukukhahlelwa kwegoli ohlangothini olufaka amajakhethi ama-violet.

I-Rulegay. Umphelelisi ofanele wombusi ongenelisekile.

Goooooooooooooooo, umgomo, umgomo, umgomo kusuka kusistimu. Ukudlala kahle kuka-Allbery odubule izinkantolo eziyishumi nesishiyagalolunye zenkantolo, lapho ibhodi lamaphuzu likhomba u-9 x 1 ngokuthanda uthayi. Ibhola manje seliqhuma kuJosselin Mouette (lowo mdlali uqhamuke engekho), unozinti uya kumaka.

I-MetalCard. Ukuphela kwekhadi lemali, elifanele isikweletu.

Unompempe Tagliamonte ukhombisa umqeqeshi ovuna phambili ngaphambili uLucas Nussbaum. U-Armstrong waphonsa. Eyodwa kaBarth, emakwe emuva uPackard. UMouette uyathuthuka. Kunamathuba amahle we-systemderos, phakamisa isikhungo ...

Ngabe ufuna ukuhamba? I-Turismarket ikunikeza amaswidi amahhala njalo ngemizuzu engu-15 yohambo.

Iqiniso elingadingekile: I-Candy ibangela izimbotshana. Ziqede nge-Linus antivirus. Okuhlukile nge-superfluor.

Lapho-ke ulayini obukhombisa isikhundla esiphambili sikanozinti uWatson uyakhononda ...

I-MetalCard. Ikhadi lesikweletu elithengwa ngokheshi.

Ukunakwa, ukuhamba okuyingozi. Kukhona ukukhahlelwa mahhala onqenqemeni lwendawo yeqembu likaLennart ...

Ngabe ufuna ukuhamba? Ungasebenzisi imali. I-Turismarket.

Cha, angifuni ukuhamba neGonzalez. Ngicela ungivumele ngikhulume. It has eyindilinga. UMouette onodlame uyenqaba. Cover Packard, vikela ibhola. Ibuyisa inenzalo ye-Armstrong. Akhumule kahle uJackson. Iqembu likaLennart lidlala nabesilisa abayi-10 nowesifazane oyedwa.

I-LennartOS, yini uhlelo lokusebenza. Ithenge ngemali mboleko yakwaDebicoin bese ukhokha nge-PC yakho ngezitolimende eziyi-12.

U-Advance Jackson udlala noBarth. Umdlalo oyingozi, umdlali unesizinda sezocansi. Umi enqamulelayo yomcibisheli wensimbi. Kukhona ukungacaci ekuhlaselweni okuyimbangi nokho uLanga uqeda futhi uyigoli. Gooooooooool, igoli, igoli, umgomo weqembu le-Upstart. Langalangalangalangatangalanga. Futhi umqondisi wezobuchwepheshe nje uRemnant uhlanganisa ikhodi yomdlalo omele.

Amawashi kaHorley anika isikhathi, futhi kusukela kulo mzuzu ukuqhubeka kwalo mdlalo kuzosakazwa eBinario.

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Basazisa ukuthi ushintsho luyeza. Sale Armstrong, umbhali wegoli lesibili lesistimu futhi benza izivivinyo zokuzifudumeza ukufaka abadlali uMathias Klump noJohn Paul Adrian Gaublitz. Lapho uphahla lukhombisa u-2 kuye ku-2 kulezi zinsuku zokuqala ezingama-45 zokudlala. INepe ebandayo noma eshisayo?

Kushushu kuneMate ehlobo laseParaguay, njengeRiquelme eyodwa ethatha i-linumint yakhe.

I-MetalCard. Intengo yemali ehamba phambili yesikweletu sakho.

Ibhola lisezandleni ze-shuttle Garbee. Unompempe ukhokhisa isandla. Yilapho kungene khona uMathias Klump. Phonsa phansi uGaublitz. Vula umdlalo. NguBarth kuphela ngakwesokunxele. Ubanga ibhola, abamniki lona, ​​ngesikhathi uJosselin Mouette esahlala kepha kukhona ukwephulwa. UJackson ubepakwe kabi futhi kungukuphonswa mahhala kweqembu likaLennart Poettering.

Impi Yezinkondlo. Ifilimu okufanele uyikhumbule.

UGaublitz wenza imali. Uyakwenqaba ukubambisana kwezibhakela zikanozinti oqalayo uWatson. Ukulethwa kukanozinti obambele emdlalweni wonozinti, kahle nasekuthintweni kwesitayela saseBrazil. Bheka ibhola uJackson, ufuna ukuliqaqa. UAberbery uyasondela. Ubhunga ibhola. Asiziboni izinombolo ezisengozini. Uphakamise isikhungo esidluliswa ngakwesokudla kodwa konke bekungavumelekile ngenxa yokutholakala phansi kukaKeith Packard.

Sebenzisa i-Ruleboy, ikhalori eliphansi. Ufuna ukuhamba? UTurismarket umbamba ngesandla, kuthi ngomunye aqhube indiza.

Ukunakwa. Kuzoba noshintsho eqenjini eliqala phezulu. UCameron Norman uyeza. UWatson usesikhundleni kodwa akayilahli impi ngoba uthatha ubuholi benkaba yasesiswini. Ungowesibili kuNorman. UMouette uya phambili ngebhola, uLangasek ususa umdlali wasemuva. UMouette uyaqhubeka nokudlulela phambili kodwa manje ngaphandle kwebhola. Ukunakwa. Isihloko esilingweni, asibonwanga unozinti, uGol. Igoli, igoli kusuka ku-systemd. Unozinti osezingeni eliphezulu akalibonanga ibhola, ngoba ulithole kumbuthano wesikhungo uphethe iqembu lakhe. Unompempe uTagliamonte barulla "Kuwo wonke umdlalo, wukudlala okuyisidina kukaMouette." Uthole igoli ngaphandle kwebhola kanti uSystemd unqoba ngo-1 kuya ku-0. Uplakhasi lwengxenye yakhe, lukhomba amaphuzu ama-3 bebhekene no-2 bevuna iqembu eliphikisayo.

Uma ufuna amabheringi ebhola abesifazane, sebenzisa umkhiqizo we-Rulerito. Iqinisekisa i-Rulemarket, ihambisa i-Atlantic Rulet, i-Rulicard iyabuyela emuva. Futhi manje sixhuma nesiphindayo sethu ku-hexadecimal.

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Umdlalo uya ku-3 kuye ku-3. Izinjongo ezivela ku-Allbery Armstrong kanye UPackard Okwe-systemd, amagoli avela kuJackson, Langasek no Bart kwe-Upstart. Udlala ohlelweni olunamadoda ayishumi nowesifazane oyedwa….

Uma ufuna ababusi beDebian ...

Cha, Gonzalez. Mangiqhubeke, angifuni amabhele we-Debian. UWatson unebhola. Susa uGarbee. UGarbee uyaqhubeka nebhola, uya emuva. Wangena endaweni yakhe. Unozinti kaDodge uGlaubitz. Kubukeka sengathi ujikela ocingweni lwakho. Kukhona ukumangala ezindaweni ezingasenalutho ngokuphelele. Ukunakwa. Kunesimo futhi kuyinjongo. Igoli, igoli, igoli nguBdale Garbee kodwa ngokumelene. Besikulindele. Sasiqagele inhloso yalo mgadli, okwathi ngenxa yezinkinga zakhe zezezimali, kwadingeka amukele umnikelo ovela esikhwameni sikaCanonical. UMathias Klump uzongena esikhundleni sakhe, lapho unompempe ekhombisa ngezandla zakhe, ukuthi bagijima imizuzwana engama-75 yesiwombe sesibili nengama-43 kwesokuqala.

Amawashi kaHorley anika isikhathi nesikhathi sesikhathi.

Manje udlala i-Upstart enamadoda ayi-7 namaMartian ama-3. Ulayini wokuqala ubheka ispredishithi ukuqinisekisa ukuthi abukho yini ubudlelwano bomndeni. UWatson uyahlasela. Washiya, ilokhi uGarbee, unikwe amandla ngokuphelele, ukunakwa, uGarbee uqeda, futhi ibhola lilahlekile maphakathi ne-arc futhi isebenza kusuka enkabeni yenkambu ye-Upstart.

Ufuna ukuhamba? Thatha ulwandle nge-Atlantic Boat. Ufuna ukuhamba? Thatha izwe nge-Atlantic Boat. Ufuna ukuhamba? Kwenze ngomoya ngesitimela esikhulu sikazwelonke.

Imizuzu yokugcina yomdlalo, i-systemd iwina ngenzuzo encane. 4 x 4 ngumdlalo. Izibalo azisebenzi kulo mdlalo.

Uhambo lwezinsuku ezingama-30 oluya eRulemania. Ihlelwe yiTurismarket esekela iMetalcard, okuwukuphela kwekhadi elisemthethweni ekusebenzeni ngokungemthetho.

Isikhathi esisetshenzisiwe, ulayini uLucas Nussbaum, obethatha uhlangothi lokuqala, unebhola. Kudlalwa izaphulelo. Lapho uStefano Zacchiroli wasuka, wafaka uPackard. Ibhola lishaya ekhanda lika-DT Lennart. Ukunakwa. Kubukeka sengathi izingilazi zakhe zawa, lapho izingqwembe zikhomba umthethosisekelo wemali evuna imakethe yendawo.

Uma ingeyasendaweni, i-Localhost inamagatsha angaphezu kwama-40 endlunkulu yayo.

I-DT Lennart iyaqhubeka nokuba nezinkinga ngezibuko zayo, kubukeka sengathi yephukile. Kepha njengamanje impempe iyaqhuma, itrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kunwetshiwe ngomgomo wegolide. IMITHETHO YEFIFA AYIBUSI LAPHA.

Silalele ukuthi uLennart uthini kubadlali bakhe.

-Abafana namantombazane. Faka elinye iqanda. Sine-init eklanywe kangcono izikhathi eziphindwe kazinkulungwane futhi ayinayo ilayisense lokunikela nge-fucking njenge-Canonical's entshontsha i-copyright yethu. Yile ndlela esafika ngayo kuFedora. Le yindlela esafika ngayo ku-Opensuse. Yile ndlela esafika ngayo e-Arch nakwizakhi zayo. Ngale ndlela safika kuRed Hat, futhi yile ndlela esizofika ngayo eDebian. Ezobuntu ziyinduku. Emcimbini Wetiye Womthombo Ovulekile (njengoba isivakashi sasemkhathini sisitshele) asimiswa ngisho nokuqina kakhulu kwaleyo filosofi ye-UNIX. Masikhuphuke ngohlelo.

Amagama akhuthazayo avela kumqeqeshi waseJalimane eqenjini lakhe. Uzoqala, anyakaze, anyakaze, kudlalwe incazelo yegoli legolide. Nginaye uGonzalez kuphela, ngoba ngithumele uFer Nepe ku / dev / null.

Uma ufuna ababusi beDebian, sebenzisa uhlobo lweRussian. Izinto zokusetshenziswa zitholakala ezinqolobaneni zabo.

Qala ukuhlasela okuhleliwe. U-Allbery oya eGlaubitz, uya eMouette, ukudlula okude kuStefano. Bamba uBarth, udangele. Kukhona ukuphikisana okufana nalokho okwaholela egoli lokuqala le-ubuntero. UJackson useduze nale ndawo, inqubekela phambili eyingozi iya eGAMPINI… ..jajajaja ishayisane nonompempe uTagliamonte yaqala ukuphikisana naye.

Amawashi kaHorley akhombisa isikhathi 20 no 30. Isikhathi sesikhathi, 4 ekuseni.

Ngesikhathi kuhamba uBdale Garbee ugijima nebhola ngenkathi uJackson exabana nonompempe. Labo abasemazingeni aphezulu abakwazi ukubuka uJackson noGarbee baya emgomweni wembangi. Vala, ta vala, vala, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ... Goooooool, Gooooooooooooool, Goooooooooooooooooooooooo nguSystemd. UTagliamonte akasho lutho futhi ekugcineni unikeza umdlalo. ISYSTEMD CHAMPION, ISYSTEMD CHAMPION, ISYSTEMD CHAMPIONE YOMDLALO WASE-DEBIAN. ISYSTEMD IZOBA YI-INIT NGOKWENZA IZIPHUMO E-DEBIAN GNU / LINUX, EQALA KU-JESSIE. SONKE SIYABONGA KU-BDALE GARBEE. U-Ian Jackson manje uyamjaha, i-quilombo yayihlomile. KUNEMPI YASEKAMPALI. U-Ian Jackson ubefuna ukushaya uGarbee noTagliamonte ngokudlala lo mdlalo. Kufika ukuqiniswa kwamaphoyisa. Kuyadabukisa. ILanga lishaya uMouette. UGlaser ehleka ethuneni. Noma kunjalo. Yilokho kuphela. Ngokwethu sivalelisa kuze kube yisonto elizayo, lapho amaGnome Bears kuyodingeka abhekane neK K Dragons.

Lokhu kuqhathanisa kulandiswa nguDiazepan, umuthi othinta isenzo enkundleni yokudlala nemiphumela yaso.

Lokhu bekulokhu kunjalo, bantu.

Lapho umngane ehamba, bashiya isikhala esingenalutho okungagcwaliswa yiTurismarket kuphela ngezinhlelo zabo zohambo.

Woza Gonzalez, sekuhlwile.

Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, yilokho okuchazwa ngamawashi kaHorley.

Woza, mnike, silahlekelwe ibhasi, che.

Amabhasi e-Atlantic Boat afakwe ama-brandboat brand bearings.

Ngiyahamba, bheka, ngikushiya wedwa.

Ama-Loans Debicoin kuphela aboleke amagatsha lapho okunye ukushintshana kunendlunkulu yabo.

Gonzalez, kwanele.

Sekwanele, kwanele. Ungasebenzisi imali eningi. I-Metalcard ixhasa abathengi babo ngokungalawuleki.

Awuqondi yini ukuthi sebevele bakusikile ukudluliswa?

Imishini ayinakwenzeka, misa izandla zikaHorley, iwashi lakhe.

Usale kahle.

Uhambe kahle. Kuzoze kube yisonto elizayo. Umuzwa wesikhashana, sobonana kamuva.