His carbine buzzes to take a holiday to install a «windom» from scratch, and then disinfect the entire hard drive d: \ from my beloved wife's computer ... there is no remedy: you have to format and install.
Yesterday her friend Lulu came, the one who according to her own words tells me on each of her visits "I have been a friend of your wife since the day my mother gave birth to me", with her memories, her external hard drive, etc., and how It was to be expected, it filled every corner of my beloved wife's desktop hard drives with viruses.
After that visit, the operating system did not start properly and when the desktop was finally presented, they appeared in complete disorder, flying windows, unexpected messages, and even fireworks ... total chaos!
Nothing, that episodes like this happen in my home from time to time and from time to time. And here is the linuxero, as they call me in the form of jokes, to make the aforementioned desktop work again, which in passing I affirm is a piece of iron of a machine much better than mine.
My personal odyssey begins with the desperate search for the installer of "windom" ... let's see, where is the dvd of the "windom" that my friend 'el neozelandez' sent me, who told me that it cost him his own to buy me a copy at Spanish language ... damn, thank goodness here it is ... well, let's get started.
Federico, get down to business and make sure you don't smoke the d: \ partition, but you already know what awaits you ... I see you sleeping on the balcony floor ... well, the installation has already begun, so I'm going to brew coffee ... I hate piracy that is cracking the programs of those poor people from richmond, virginia, who work very hard to earn the miserable wages they are paid ... yes sir ... let's see, damn it, my coffee was sweet ... well ... it seems that "windom" has already been installed ... thank goodness I didn't have to crack it, because then the story is never ending.
Now whose turn is it? ... ahhhhh yes, to the antivirus to clean the tower d: ... where is the CD with the «nop42» that my friend who lives in 'Patagonia' sent me? ... here is the fuck !… Then to install the antivirus, this one that they say is the best in the world… that's it… now, to disinfect all the disks… I'm going to strain coffee again and with much dissimulation I will throw away the one that was sweet.
Tremendous killing of viruses and his relatives formed the «nop42»! ... really, the very unfortunate is good ... the next time lulu comes here, I will put his memories and external disk included where it best fits and without any vaseline ... well, end of the antivirus story ... ufff!
I think the next turn is for the "offiséee" package that ... thank goodness my friend, yep, the same one who lives in "equatorial guinea", sent me -via dhl- a dvd that I had bought for my exclusive use, with the entire office suite of the «ofiséee» that ... because if I had to crack it every time I was going to install it, I would go crazy with the ksmpico or that kmspico! ... I already saw how my friend, 'el cubanito', would crack a « nop42 ", I think version 6 or 8, and I had to start the operating system in" failsafe mode ", copy the dll, I don't know which one, I can't remember which folder, and form other tripilingos more ... Pirated software is tremendous ... well, I already put a full installation of that "ofisée" in it, so that later my beloved wife and her friend Lulu won't complain to me.
I still lack the «shromium» browser, the other Mozilla Firefox browser, the thunderbird mail client, the pdf document reader that I think is called «the acrobat», the «muycasa» photo organizer, the winrar free, the accelerator of "super copier" copies, the "windom service packs" with lots of patches and updates, the java island virtual machine, the "fotoshom" so they can entertain themselves retouching photos and think they are very pretty, and a lot more programs that lulu and my beloved wife love to have installed, because they say they are very useful ... it really is to go crazy to tie.
And I still have to tell the very sad stories of the video card, the audio card, and the Wi-Fi network card, because the standard drivers that come with "windom" do not recognize them very well. In the end, they do not provide all the benefits that their respective manufacturers guarantee with their proprietary drivers.
Fede, don't forget the K-lite Codec Pack, Flash player, XYPlorer - I don't know who came up with changing the excellent native file manager that windom brings - and a long list of packages that luckily are stored in the most 300 gigs of programs that my beloved wife stores on her 500 gig external hard drive.
Since I do not want to become the character in the movie "where the pilot is", in which people on board a passenger plane committed suicide when the character began to tell their stories, here I shorten mine:
- the next time the desktop gets infected of my beloved wife, I will pay a specialist in «windom» for me to repair it ... they are very used to facing these odyssey not exactly space.
There will be no more!
I have it very well taught to mine, so much so that when I start the virtual machine with Windows it pulls me by the ears.
And I have refused to more than a friend who has brought me the laptop with a virus and I have openly told him that you have to be very prepared to have a healthy Windows.
My beloved wife is a specialist in smacking me… I'm bald!
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hees funny phony odyssey
Hahaha… Very good and it's true for the better. Luckily and thanks to tata gave 'and the Linux developers that I no longer have to deal with it.
PS: Very cyberpunk, having friends in many parts of the world who send you underground digital merchandise ... How did you do it? ...
I cannot disclose my sources for Windom installers and others, as they are legal copies. 😉
Thanks for considering me a CyberPunk!
Why does your wife use Windows? My wife has to use msWord for work reasons though; still use Ubuntu.
My Beloved Wife doesn't use Windows®, she uses Windom. 😉
I lived something like that until I found WPS Office (it was still called kingsoft office), I even made them use it in the work I had at that time
Linux is used in my family, my daughters do not know that it is a virus. They know Windows from school, and the surprising thing is that they voluntarily want to use Linux, which is easier for them.
For me, perfect, I don't have to format anything like the poor writer. Not the ordeal he has suffered.
Congratulations Tino. Your family is linuxe at heart !.
Man, I respect you. I wish it were like that in my family. The truth is that I try, but my mother does not want to learn.
I was "lucky" if you like that when I met my wife I had never touched a pc, she says that windows is ugly, that it is garbage, my mother-in-law, my daughter, my wife, sotos use linux, ironically the only one pc with windows in the house is my mother's that I have not managed to convince her
Hey dude you screwed up with this article hahahaha this great ... really that "windos" is a proprietary system of the most cumbersome to install programs and last but not least still have to crack them .. okay, but that's not me ... linux de heart ... 😀
Yamil, Thanks for sharing the fun in this article! Not everything can be rigorous in this life
A little trick that I learned by chance, the next time someone corners you to "please" do wonders on the pc for FREE of course, pum you load D complete with programs, videos, photos of vacations, granny and the holy mother, they take you a fear that they do not ask you or that you install the minesweeper. 😀
Dhunter friend, I will take your advice very much into account for the next ... as long as it is not my beloved wife's pc, because if I do what you tell me, you will have to give me shelter in your house, hahahahahaha.
My mother also uses Windows; and I fixed the problem by creating a clean disk image of virus but complete with your programs, using clonezilla, hope the recommendation works.
Thanks friend. I'll keep it in mind!
Federico, we are namesakes !!!
Ha, well thank goodness you didn't give it an update as well, but you get a good caffeine intoxication
Do not doubt it, that on previous occasions I have caught a good rum intoxication instead of coffee, hahahahahahaha
That happens when there is no one with an IT idea in the house.
You have all the reason!
I am registered in the Microsoft developer program (long story) and there they provide you with free downloads and licenses, I do not use guindows but for similar situations, yours is very useful.
The same thing happens to me with my mother-in-law's laptop, so you know I have to keep track, my wife and I use kubuntu, 0 virus. for the next prepare some version of linux camouflaged with a windom environment and you will see that they do not even know, good article.
And it really is to do juggling that of installing a genuine windows with all its programs in order. I remember that when they gave away the Hasefroch 10, those who had pirated 7 and 8 (it was not worth with 8.1) could have access to their legitimate copy of Hasefroch 10 and thus I updated many computers (first formatting with Hase 8 and updating until reaching 10) Now on an Acer pc that I have, I can no longer afford to lose my serial.
On the other hand, it is quite frustrating that with Arch you have a system installed and decently configured in 2 hours at the most.
All for Steam and its exclusive Hasefroch games.
He gives that one if I play it in Arch hahahaha
I had an acer laptop and the first thing I did was break the tracing of the windows serial
Well, take good care of your serial number, Tile, and keep using Arch.
My recommendation is in addition to making a clone copy of the newly installed system if you let the computer configure it to boot into Linux and run MS WOS in a virtual machine with a PCI gateway (PCI passthrough), but since I suppose your wife will not play, even if it does not leave you, no catwalk. And the data virtual disk mounted as another virtual partition with QEMU / KVM, Xen or Oracle virtual box
She will hardly notice the difference, but, in the event of a "break", and the MS WOS breaks down, even if it is not due to viruses, the data is scanned quickly, and the change to the security image is almost immediate (something will have to be updated) .
Another solution is to mount an XFCE (Manjaro is my favorite option) configured very similar to MS WOS 7 and / or XP, in dual boot, with libreoffice with ribbon, and your favorite programs or alternatives, and tell it to try it one day, according to The older the machine, the better it will be in comparison (or rather a human will notice it) with MS WOS, and if the interface ends up liking it it will migrate alone.
And to repair trinity and other maintenance images on an econ multisystem or yumi pen drive they are usually more effective than the native MS WOS tools.
In windom use "chocolatey", select all the packages you need in the synaptic style, and voila
sakudos
Some time ago I wrote an article (for this blog) on how I converted my wife to Linux =)
https://blog.desdelinux.net/como-logre-mi-esposa-use-ubuntu/
Thanks for the advice, Miguel Mayol and Cristian. I will keep them in mind for my next adventure.
hahahaha …… you better give a Linux course… to your beloved wife… and you save all those pods…
The best solution so far: change your wife! Of course, the next one must love Linux, hehe JOKE
Friends, thank God that I did educate my wife on linux issues, the computer only uses Ubuntu, I know that it is not the best distro but for beginners it is good, and from there I explained, that because she hardly uses the computer, and then from the beginning he only learned to use linux.